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Post by Iorix on Jul 28, 2009 16:53:50 GMT -5
I think Kutuzova has too much of a stupid girl's face, but I guess that's what some guys like. That really comes across as something Edna Krabappel or some such bitter spinster might say. The penchant of those brutal, crass males for girls who look stupid might explain some of BAG's success as a poster girl. She looks lobotomized most of the time. TOB = The Other Blonde, made popular by miffedmax. I don't think that it catched on with other TF posters that much, despite miffedmax's heroic efforts. RAYCISt Better get Seve in before she's retired. Meh. I know she's very highly rated in some quarters, particularly because of her features, but I find her face too cheekbone-ish for my liking. She's also a bit on the stocky side.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 28, 2009 16:57:31 GMT -5
Time for me to bring in a WTAer nobody else will like: Vögele. Again, this is her natural expression. I have no idea about what that thingie around her neck might be. Her good looks are more "costume drama" than "fashion mag", but I'm still impressed, particularly considering how unprepossessing she looked back when I saw her in person.
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Post by leelee on Jul 28, 2009 17:26:48 GMT -5
Voegele has potential. She's got a pretty face and petite figure, but dresses boyish and doesn't seem like she thinks she's attractive. I'd like to see her in a glamour whore pic.
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Post by Traveling Man on Jul 29, 2009 1:05:58 GMT -5
Bremond has a great face - I think she's very attractive. But, I like my boobs slightly bigger. I apologize for sounding crass.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 29, 2009 7:37:25 GMT -5
Voegele has potential. She's got a pretty face and petite figure, but dresses boyish and doesn't seem like she thinks she's attractive. I'd like to see her in a glamour whore pic. Dunno. I remember seeing her sucking up to a reporter here at the Estoril Open last year, all smiles and clearly doing her best to be charming - which means that she at least knows that a male reporter may find her charming. The drab outfits (and the spartan haircut from last year) I always interpreted as signs that she takes her tennis career very seriously, and thus goes out of her way to show that everything else (cutesy gear, looks) means nothing to her. I think she's of the driven, hard working type. Her schedule is Wozniacki-esque, and recently she seems committed to not only work on but actually change her whole game. Her oncourt focus and poise are scary - particularly as in women's tennis we tend to equate "focus" with shrieking very loudly. Petite - yes. She looks tall and athletic on photos and on TV, as she is well proportioned and has relatively long limbs - it's only in person that you notice that she's actually quite unprepossessing. Sorry for the digression. I'll try to post at least another hottie later today.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 29, 2009 7:49:05 GMT -5
I apologize for sounding crass. I thought that one of the purposes of this thread was for the brutal, crass males to sound unapologetically crass. Or does this mean that, whenever I diss the looks of a WTAer in here, I have to follow it with a ChrisCHorse "What a wonderful world" style disclaimer? www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15903835&postcount=4
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 10:00:38 GMT -5
I think Kutuzova has too much of a stupid girl's face, but I guess that's what some guys like. Or they're with Hurley and think faces are irrelevant. Her body is bangin', though. A stupid girls' face... heh. I don't agree that she has a dumb look, but that was a funny way of putting it. Her face ranges from bland at worst, to cute at best in my books, but it doesn't really matter. I still want my bum to look more like that than this *looks down at her pancake ass*
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 10:03:31 GMT -5
Bremond has a great face - I think she's very attractive. But, I like my boobs slightly bigger. I apologize for sounding crass. You're supposed to sound crass here, silly.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 10:06:23 GMT -5
I apologize for sounding crass. I thought that one of the purposes of this thread was for the brutal, crass males to sound unapologetically crass. Now now, don't be sexist. This is also a place for Leelee to sound unapologetically crass. The entire purpose is to objectify women, obviously. Frankly, I like to think that we keep it grosser in the ATP thread. You guys have some work to do in order to catch up. Please write more posts like ChrisCHorse.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 10:08:50 GMT -5
Just out of curiosity, if Edna's opinion of whoever having a "stupid girl's face" screams "bitter spinster", then what label does everybody else get when they make negative comments about one of a woman's features? I want to make sure that I'm labeling everybody correctly in the future, and not mistakenly thinking that they're just people with an opinion.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 10:09:21 GMT -5
Time for me to bring in a WTAer nobody else will like: Vögele. Again, this is her natural expression. I have no idea about what that thingie around her neck might be. Pretty.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 29, 2009 11:43:12 GMT -5
Please write more posts like ChrisCHorse. I once attempted to write a TV report in the style of ChrisCHorse, but I just couldn't hope to match his vacuous verbosity and twee platitudes no matter how hard I tried. Just out of curiosity, if Edna's opinion of whoever having a "stupid girl's face" screams "bitter spinster", then what label does everybody else get when they make negative comments about one of a woman's features? I want to make sure that I'm labeling everybody correctly in the future, and not mistakenly thinking that they're just people with an opinion. Brutal, crass male would do fine. But obnoxious, foul-mouthed braggart yet terminally boring middlebrow know-it-all who probably wishes he had ever boned someone even halfway as good looking as the women he's dissing would perhaps be more accurate in a particular poster's case. It was the "that's what some men like" bit BTW.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 29, 2009 12:03:21 GMT -5
I once attempted to write a TV report in the style of ChrisCHorse, but I just couldn't hope to match his vacuous verbosity and twee platitudes no matter how hard I tried. A copy is rarely as good as the original. It's the effort that counts. It was the "that's what some men like" bit BTW. Got it. Still... that is what some men like. I've never really noticed the blank "duh" expression to be an obstacle for the women wearing it (though as previously stated, I don't really agree with Edna on the particular blonde that we were discussing). Not that it's the one thing that men everywhere are chasing their tails over. I don't judge, largely because I also date stupid looking people (who are also often actually a little on the dumb side).
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Post by Iorix on Jul 29, 2009 12:19:18 GMT -5
Still... that is what some men like. I've never really noticed the blank "duh" expression to be an obstacle for the women wearing it (though as previously stated, I don't really agree with Edna on the particular blonde that we were discussing). Not that it's the one thing that men everywhere are chasing their tails over. I don't judge, largely because I also date stupid looking people (who are also often actually a little on the dumb side). I don't believe there's such a thing as a "stupid person face". But I do tend to assume that there isn't much going on upstairs with people who keep the same blank expression and above all dead eyes even when someone else is addressing them directly.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Jul 29, 2009 12:21:17 GMT -5
Brutal, crass male would do fine. But obnoxious, foul-mouthed braggart yet terminally boring middlebrow know-it-all who probably wishes he had ever boned someone even halfway as good looking as the women he's dissing would perhaps be more accurate in a particular poster's case. It was the "that's what some men like" bit BTW. Erm, no. I'm not really as bitter as the "real" Edna. I meant what I said - some guys. And I'm not judging, people like who they like and that's all there is to it. And to clarify, I didn't mean that Kutuzova looks stupid as in mentally challenged, rather that she has that "I'm stoopid, let's go partay" look. And that's a look that even non-dumb girls sometimes purposefully create and maintain.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 29, 2009 16:52:15 GMT -5
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Post by leelee on Jul 30, 2009 15:10:50 GMT -5
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Post by Traveling Man on Jul 31, 2009 8:38:39 GMT -5
WozDen has a nice rack and a fairly fit body. I can't believe I let it slip in my disregard for her in general. And agreed re: Diatchenko. I'd never seen her before (only read her name in draws), so this was a pleasant surprise.
Being able to openly discuss rack preferences is always good. Glad to hear crass is openly welcome in this thread.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 31, 2009 8:51:46 GMT -5
Wozden has such a punchable face.
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Post by Traveling Man on Jul 31, 2009 10:30:14 GMT -5
Wozden has such a punchable face. I know, right? Pity about the face. The tits are real good.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 31, 2009 12:07:27 GMT -5
Seriously, facially, she looks like a long-lost, less ugly Hewitt sibling. And all of the Hewitts have punchable faces.
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Post by Iorix on Jul 31, 2009 19:56:50 GMT -5
Also a nice ass. She filled up nicely over the last year or so. Looks very good with her hair straightened for glamour shoots as well. I believe that a law should be enacted forcing Pushniacki to play in that orange top all the time. But we really really need her to do a bikini shoot.
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Post by Traveling Man on Aug 1, 2009 2:45:24 GMT -5
Also a nice ass. She filled up nicely over the last year or so. Looks very good with her hair straightened for glamour shoots as well. I believe that a law should be enacted forcing Pushniacki to play in that orange top all the time. But we really really need her to do a bikini shoot. Yes, yes and hell yeah! I don't know if you guys know about the picture I'm talking about, but there's one of Petkovic from a couple of years ago - tits look good and there's some nipple action happening. I can't seem to find it.
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Post by Iorix on Aug 1, 2009 5:17:12 GMT -5
I don't know if you guys know about the picture I'm talking about, but there's one of Petkovic from a couple of years ago - tits look good and there's some nipple action happening. I can't seem to find it. Everyone knows that photo. Petkovic is so odd. With ultrabroad shoulders and a face like a young boy, she's one of the most androgynous WTA players I have ever seen. But then she has those.
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Post by leelee on Aug 1, 2009 10:07:24 GMT -5
She's clearly bra enhanced there. It appears Petkovic has "banana shaped" breasts with her usual saggage. Nice for short-term bustiness, won't be pretty when she reaches her upper 20s.
I'd say "yes", but poor girl has some mean manface going on.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 1, 2009 10:38:18 GMT -5
What are banana shaped breasts?
I'm going to be sorry that I asked that, I know it.
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Post by leelee on Aug 1, 2009 10:47:00 GMT -5
Thin breasts that kinda lift up at the nipple. They sag horribly when you get older. For an extreme example of these, see our friend Washa.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 1, 2009 12:36:10 GMT -5
So what do you call good shaped breasts? I don't understand this boob stuff at all.
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Post by leelee on Aug 1, 2009 14:12:54 GMT -5
There's not a preferred shape. Round would be best, I guess. Although, mine are round and perky, yet so small that nobody will ever notice me. With the banana shape, they're easy to maneuver into looking full and busty. That's all.
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Post by Iorix on Aug 25, 2009 16:01:03 GMT -5
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