The Championships Day 1: Robson aims to down slut

[Traveling Man]

Centre Court

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Roger Federer(SUI)[1] vs. Alejandro Falla(COL)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Laura Robson(GBR) vs. Lady JaJa(SLUT)[4]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Novak Djokovic(SRB)[3] vs. Olivier Rochus(BEL)

Court 1

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Kevin Anderson(RSA) vs. Nikolay Davydenko(RUS)[7]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Rajeev Ram(USA) vs. Andy Roddick(USA)[5]

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Rossana De Los Rios(PAR) vs. Venus Williams(USA)[2]

Court 2

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Kim Clijsters(BEL)[8] vs. Maria Elena Camerin(ITA)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Mardy Fish(USA) vs. Bernard Tomic(AUS)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Francesca Schiavone(ITA)[5] vs. Vera Dushevina(RUS)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Maximo Gonzalez(ARG) vs. Lleyton Hewitt(AUS)[15]

Court 5

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Tatjana Malek(GER) vs. Nadia Petrova(RUS)[12]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Gael Monfils(FRA)[21] vs. Leonardo Mayer(ARG)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Regina Kulikova(RUS) vs. Melanie South(GBR)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Peter Luczak(AUS) vs. Tommy Robredo(ESP)[30]

Court 6

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Ilija Bozoljac(SRB) vs. Nicolas Massu(CHI)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Alisa Kleybanova(RUS)[26] vs. Sandra Zahlavova(CZE)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Tsvetana Pironkova(BUL) vs. Anna Lapushchenkova(RUS)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Ramon Delgado(PAR) vs. Teimuraz Gabashvili(RUS)

Court 7

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Stefanie Voegele(SUI) vs. Maria Kirilenko(RUS)[27]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Igor Kunitsyn(RUS) vs. Viktor Troicki(SRB)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Juan Ignacio Chela(ARG) vs. Taylor Dent(USA)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Kateryna Bondarenko(UKR)[34] vs. Greta Arn(HUN)

Court 8

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Michal Przysiezny(POL) vs. Ivan Ljubicic(CRO)[17]

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Polona Hercog(SLO) vs. Yaroslava Shvedova(KAZ)[30]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Michael Llodra(FRA) vs. Jesse Witten(USA)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Sania Mirza(IND) vs. Angelique Kerber(GER)

Court 9

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Yung-Jan Chan(TPE) vs. Patty Schnyder(SUI)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Sofia Arvidsson(SWE) vs. Alla Kudryavtseva(RUS)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Karol Beck(SVK) vs. Santiago Ventura(ESP)

Court 10

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Igor Andreev(RUS) vs. Daniel Brands(GER)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Eleni Daniilidou(GRE) vs. Aleksandra Wozniak(CAN)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Eduardo Schwank(ARG) vs. Evgeny Korolev(KAZ)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Ekaterina Makarova(RUS) vs. Agnes Szavay(HUN)

Court 11

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Horacio Zeballos(ARG) vs. Yen-Hsun Lu(TPE)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Dmitry Tursunov(RUS) vs. Rainer Schuettler(GER)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Lucie Hradecka(CZE) vs. Varvara Lepchenko(USA)

Court 12

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Petra Martic(CRO) vs. Elena Baltacha(GBR)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Marin Cilic(CRO)[11] vs. Florian Mayer(GER)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Tomas Berdych(CZE)[12] vs. Andrey Golubev(KAZ)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Justine Henin(BEL)[17] vs. Anastasija Sevastova(LAT)

Court 14

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Feliciano Lopez(ESP)[22] vs. Jesse Levine(USA)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Noppawan Lertcheewakarn(THA) vs. Andrea Hlavackova(CZE)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Yanina Wickmayer(BEL)[15] vs. Alison Riske(USA)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Philipp Kohlschreiber(GER)[29] vs. Potito Starace(ITA)

Court 15

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Shenay Perry(USA) vs. Anastasiya Yakimova(BLR)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Paolo Lorenzi(ITA) vs. Albert Montanes(ESP)[28]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Ryan Sweeting(USA) vs. Benjamin Becker(GER)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Renata Voracova(CZE) vs. Jarmila Groth(AUS)

Court 16

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Karolina Sprem(CRO) vs. Bethanie Mattek-Sands(USA)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Brendan Evans(USA) vs. Jesse Huta Galung(NED)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Zuzana Kucova(SVK) vs. Alicia Molik(AUS)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Janko Tipsarevic(SRB) vs. Arnaud Clement(FRA)


Court 17

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Ricardas Berankis(LTU) vs. Carsten Ball(AUS)

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Marsel Ilhan(TUR) vs. Marcos Daniel(BRA)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Stephanie Dubois(CAN) vs. Kirsten Flipkens(BEL)

Court 18

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Julia Goerges(GER) vs. Marion Bartoli(FRA)[11]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Dustin Brown(JAM) vs. Jurgen Melzer(AUT)[16]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Denis Istomin(UZB) vs. Stanislas Wawrinka(SUI)[20]

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Anna-Lena Groenefeld(GER) vs. Melanie Oudin(USA)[33]

Court 19

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Nuria Llagostera Vives(ESP) vs. Vera Zvonareva(RUS)[21]

Gentlemen's Singles - 1st Round
Victor Hanescu(ROU)[31] vs. Andrey Kuznetsov(RUS)

Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Kristina Barrois(GER) vs. Mariya Koryttseva(UKR)

TBA

Not Before:17:00
Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Shahar Peer(ISR)[13] vs. Ana Ivanovic(SRB)

Not Before:17:00
Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Alona Bondarenko(UKR)[28] vs. Katie O'Brien(GBR)

[DBBN]

Ajde.

Jaja.
Hobak.
Andrew.
RNDLR.
Fish.
Fran.
Regina.
Trotsky.
Denthead.
K-Bond (sorry, Great Arn).
Fat Jesse.
YJC.
Dima (sorry, Shittler).
Juju Heng.
F-Lo (sorry, Skinny Jesse).

OMG SO MANY MATCHES.

Risk.
SpHeErNrAyY.
Queen Bethanie.
Snotso.
Cake.
STD.
Bepa 3.
Pe'er.
A-Bond.

Ajde.

[Iorix]

Jun 20, 2010 8:11:11 GMT -5 Traveling Man said:

TBA

Not Before:17:00
Ladies' Singles - 1st Round
Shahar Peer(ISR)[13] vs. Ana Ivanovic(SRB)

This means they'll put it in a televised/show court if the scheduled matches finish earlier than anticipated in any of them. From the same people who gave us Wozniacki vs Cirstea in Centre Court, I assume.

[R. Black]

How big is court 12?

[DBBN]

Eggy says it is the 5th show court: Centre, 1, 2, 18, 12.

Given that they only put one WS match each on Centre and 1, and that Baltacha is on the same court, I think Henin didn't get a bad placement. I might have swapped her with the imminent KFC blowout over MEC on Court 2, but...meh. NOC.

[Edna Krabappel]

They are DISCRIMINATING against J. Henin (BEL). Bimbledon is RACIST and SEXIST.

[Edna Krabappel]

And now, in all seriousness, I wondered what the hell Schiavone is doing on Court 2. And then I remembered.

[DBBN]

Again, when you throw only one ladies' singles match on each of the two main courts (excepting the TBDs, of course), there really isn't much room. JJ is gonna get some parking lot matches again, and...she's just going to have to deal.

Wimbledon is sexist, but everyone would rather watch ATP over WTA right now, so

[Denise49IQ]

Since when did JaJa become a slut.

Someone post the link to a thread where Willietards are bitching about the Wimbledon Queen being put on C1.

[leelee]

Why is Fish/Tomic on Court 2. Because Fish won a lame warmup that no ranked players gave a shit about. This annoys me because ESPN will find a way to show every point of said match.

[Iorix]

Jun 20, 2010 11:11:52 GMT -5 @leelee said:

Why is Fish/Tomic on Court 2. Because Fish won a lame warmup that no ranked players gave a shit about. This annoys me because ESPN will find a way to show every point of said match.

He didn't even win it.

[Iorix]

Jun 20, 2010 10:48:17 GMT -5 DBBN said:

Again, when you throw only one ladies' singles match on each of the two main courts (excepting the TBDs, of course), there really isn't much room. JJ is gonna get some parking lot matches again, and...she's just going to have to deal.

Start playing at noon, schedule 4 matches for each court. Problem solved.

[R. Black]

To be frank, they probably put Schiavo on court 2 because they wanted to avoid the controversy of putting the Roland Garros winner on 18 or 12.

But maybe people will want to see her, who knows.

[R. Black]

Jun 20, 2010 11:28:08 GMT -5 Iorix said:

Jun 20, 2010 10:48:17 GMT -5 DBBN said:

Again, when you throw only one ladies' singles match on each of the two main courts (excepting the TBDs, of course), there really isn't much room. JJ is gonna get some parking lot matches again, and...she's just going to have to deal.

Start playing at noon, schedule 4 matches for each court. Problem solved.

Can you stop making sense please, it's Bimbledon.

[DBBN]

I think people will want to see her out of curiosity/recency factor. But, given the parameters of their scheduling, Schiavo is definitely gonna get some parking lot time. That is if she even makes it past La Douche.

[DBBN]

Jun 20, 2010 11:32:36 GMT -5 R. Black said:

Jun 20, 2010 11:28:08 GMT -5 Iorix said:

Start playing at noon, schedule 4 matches for each court. Problem solved.

Can you stop making sense please, it's Bimbledon.

Agreed.

Bimbledon loves men. They have done STUDIES and 476% of attendees prefer to watch men.

[leelee]

Jun 20, 2010 11:24:50 GMT -5 Iorix said:

Jun 20, 2010 11:11:52 GMT -5 @leelee said:

Why is Fish/Tomic on Court 2. Because Fish won a lame warmup that no ranked players gave a shit about. This annoys me because ESPN will find a way to show every point of said match.

He didn't even win it.

That shows how much it matters.

And I'm not going to bitch about Bimbledon starting at 1pm again. Then, someone will tell me about dew or something, and I DON'T CARE THIS TOURNAMENT SUCXXXX.

[Traveling Man]

Jun 20, 2010 11:01:31 GMT -5 Denise49IQ said:

Since when did JaJa become a slut.

rebecca.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=wta2&action=display&thread=4784

[The Chloe]

I like that nobody knows who won Queens.

[DBBN]

I know who, but NOC.

[lexpretend]

I did know at the time, but I forgot and had to think about it for a minute.

I've always assumed that JaJa has elements of sluttiness in her.

[janie]

Jun 20, 2010 11:11:52 GMT -5 @leelee said:

Why is Fish/Tomic on Court 2. Because Fish won a lame warmup that no ranked players gave a shit about. This annoys me because ESPN will find a way to show every point of said match.

Llodra won a lame warmup, and they've got him out on Court 8. But I know he will rise above the pain and show them where he belongs, which is on CC.

[The Chloe]

No, really, who won Queens?

[The Chloe]

This is the wrong thread. I apologize.

[DBBN]

Jun 20, 2010 16:32:38 GMT -5 The Chloe said:

No, really, who won Queens?

Sam Queer Eye

[leelee]

I watched the final and forgot who won.

[Iorix]

My 2010 Wimbledon experience will consist of c. 90 daily mins of FFWDing through whatever the local sports station has decided to show and not even knowing who won the (few) matches that were actually interesting until I check the draws, with a lag of 1 or 2 days.

Yay.

[DBBN]

Mine will consist of watching scores on my phone while at my new old job. That is, whenever I get around to buying a new phone.

Yay.

[The Chloe]

I work 8-4 all week and will thus miss all of it. Oh well, Wimbledon blows.

[lexpretend]

I've set up my desk in front of the TV

The only actual match being shown is Camerin/Clijsters