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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:27:48 GMT -5
Yes, the apologists of Murray defend him by saying that he is not a pusher, just a Miroslav Mecir style strategist, a defense that makes everybody laugh. I laughed just learning of this defense. I don't imagine we really have to worry about that happening. At this rate. Murray isn't even holding up his end of the Djokovic-Murray Final Agreement. What a dick. Why is this still a rally. Oh, good. It ended. |
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:29:09 GMT -5
Rafa is a moonballer for them, I guess Rafa has the fastest moonballs ever then A moonballer with a puff serve, yes. It is with good reason that I only post there about four times a year, these days. |
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:30:35 GMT -5
Way to turd things back to even just as I was about to shit all over Murray, Ferrer. I wish I were tired so that I didn't have to watch this.
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Post by Paean on Jan 28, 2011 5:31:38 GMT -5
Ferrer started making UEs - it was only a matter of time.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:32:59 GMT -5
Exactly.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:36:19 GMT -5
I've started counting how many strokes each rally is to keep myself entertained.
9 to get to break point
15 for Murray to swat the ball off court and drop serve
Good fucking lord.
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Post by Bruguera's heavy balls on Jan 28, 2011 5:39:36 GMT -5
silly drop shot ferrer
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:39:45 GMT -5
12
Ferrer is playing a brutal tiebreak.
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Post by Bruguera's heavy balls on Jan 28, 2011 5:40:09 GMT -5
ferrers gonna get a tie break bagel
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:42:33 GMT -5
Just as I was about to call that the worst fucking tiebreak anybody has played since I quit tennis, Ferrer wins a point. Or two. Still, that was awful.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 5:47:09 GMT -5
THERE ARE BIRDS FLYING! That is officially the most exciting thing that has happened all match. A close second was whoever those people running with racquets for Murray were.
Could somebody else get up and turn this on so that I have more people to complain to?
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Post by lexpretend on Jan 28, 2011 6:14:47 GMT -5
Turned on at the end of the second set and everything since has gone pretty much how I expected it to. Though as well as Murray's played in patches, he's also played really badly at times, and this match is kind of Exhibit A for the "will not beat Djokovic if he gets there" argument.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 6:23:13 GMT -5
I'm okay with Murray not winning, seeing as I've already declared Djokovic the winner in my head. Terrible haircut he's sporting, though. Even worse than usual.
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Post by lexpretend on Jan 28, 2011 6:26:59 GMT -5
Last game of the third set was so endlessly stupid.
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Post by lexpretend on Jan 28, 2011 6:28:34 GMT -5
Also, Dolgirlpolov may have single-handedly made every other awful haircut on the ATP that tiny bit more acceptable.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 6:38:48 GMT -5
Last game of the third set was so endlessly stupid. That is an apt description of every other game of the past two sets. |
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Post by lexpretend on Jan 28, 2011 6:44:23 GMT -5
I'm not watching any more.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 6:50:42 GMT -5
And miss out on another error or 20 shot rally where nobody does anything fun? That's crazy talk.
You know what would make this good? If they just decided to rock-paper-scissors it out instead. Best of three!
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 6:53:07 GMT -5
Less slow motion replays of Andy Murray's facial expressions, please. I have plans on using these eyes tomorrow, thank you.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 28, 2011 7:30:56 GMT -5
Thank God that ended.
Muted celebration from Murray. Apparently he got that memo that celebrating as if you won the tournament, before you actually win the tournament, is bad luck.
Hopefully we get a good final.
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Post by Wagasi on Jan 28, 2011 7:49:02 GMT -5
Muzza-Hobag!
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Post by lexpretend on Jan 28, 2011 8:06:55 GMT -5
OMG @ Oracene's response to being asked whether she'll cheer for Na:
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Post by Wagasi on Jan 28, 2011 8:16:09 GMT -5
 Oracene! Also, please stop naming kids after bankrupt car companies. |
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Post by Traveling Man on Jan 28, 2011 10:40:40 GMT -5
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Post by Wagasi on Jan 28, 2011 10:49:12 GMT -5
That one doesn't even make any sense. Did Sweata hack into Oracene's account?
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Post by Traveling Man on Jan 28, 2011 13:40:04 GMT -5
I think so. This appears bizzare, if it's truly Oracene.
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Post by Traveling Man on Jan 28, 2011 18:49:32 GMT -5
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Post by R. Black on Jan 28, 2011 20:42:20 GMT -5
That one doesn't even make any sense. Did Sweata hack into Oracene's account? Oracene tweets are just as bad (if not worse) than Sweataaaaaa tweets. |
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Jan 28, 2011 20:50:45 GMT -5
People have actually come up with the idea that her account has been hacked, but I think a hacker would want to write something truly controversial instead of gibberish.
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Post by leelee on Jan 28, 2011 21:14:58 GMT -5
I know they'd get yelled at, probably fired for it, but how doesn't an announcer laugh at Oracene's ridiculous wig? And Venus' atrocious outfits while we're at it.
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Oracene!
