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Post by Grarliner on May 31, 2006 14:41:24 GMT -5
Mmmm, my wit exceeds JollyBallfucker. Roar.
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Post by GoDom on May 31, 2006 15:06:18 GMT -5
RG Day Five! Stewardess, I speak Jive.
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Post by janie on May 31, 2006 19:57:21 GMT -5
Fine, fine, yes, this is better than the pathetic "hive" title -- but so what? Where's the schedule of play? Brinyi is still the champ.  |
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Post by DBBN on May 31, 2006 20:22:21 GMT -5
CHATRIER 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Lleyton Hewitt (AUS)[14]
vs. Mathieu Montcourt (FRA)
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL)[5]
vs. Anastasiya Yakimova (BLR)
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Paul-Henri Mathieu (FRA)[29]
vs. Florent Serra (FRA)
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Elena Dementieva (RUS)[6]
vs. Viktoriya Kutuzova (UKR)
LENGLEN 11:00 Start
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Ana Ivanovic (SCG)[19]
vs. Emilie Loit (FRA)
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Sebastien Grosjean (FRA)[21]
vs. Martin Vassallo Arguello (ARG)
T/F 6-1 4-6 6-4
followed by
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Dick Norman (BEL)
vs. Gael Monfils (FRA)[25]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Kevin Kim (USA)
vs. Rafael Nadal (ESP)[2]
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
C. Martinez Granados (ESP)
vs. Kim Clijsters (BEL)[2]
Court 1 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Marcos Baghdatis (CYP)[19]
vs. Julien Benneteau (FRA)
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Catalina Castano (COL)
vs. Nathalie Dechy (FRA)[21]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
James Blake (USA)[8]
vs. Nicolas Almagro (ESP)
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Zuzana Ondraskova (CZE)
vs. Martina Hingis (SUI)[12]
Court 2 11:00 Start
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Melinda Czink (HUN)
vs. Anastasia Myskina (RUS)[10]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Dmitry Tursunov (RUS)[31]
vs. Tim Henman (GBR)
T/F 6-3 6-2
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Mathilde Johansson (FRA)
vs. Maria Kirilenko (RUS)[20]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Oscar Hernandez (ESP)
vs. Ivan Ljubicic (CRO)[4]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
David Ferrer (ESP)[15]
vs. Jeremy Chardy (FRA)
Court 3 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Davide Sanguinetti (ITA)
vs. Radek Stepanek (CZE)[11]
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Shenay Perry (USA)
vs. Akiko Morigami (JPN)
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Tommy Haas (GER)[23]
vs. Alexander Waske (GER)
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Jie Zheng (CHN)
vs. Ivana Lisjak (CRO)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Gabriela Navratilova (CZE)/
Michaela Pastikova (CZE)
vs. Liezel Huber (RSA)[7]/
Martina Navratilova (USA)[7]
Court 5 11:00 Start
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Lisa Raymond (USA)[1]/
Samantha Stosur (AUS)[1]
vs. Marta Domachowska (POL)/
Jasmin Woehr (GER)
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Gisela Dulko (ARG)[32]
vs. Yuliana Fedak (UKR)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Pauline Parmentier (FRA)/
Camille Pin (FRA)
vs. Liga Dekmeijere (LAT)/
Patty Schnyder (SUI)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Ashley Harkleroad (USA)/
Bethanie Mattek (USA)
vs. Gisela Dulko (ARG)[11]/
Maria Kirilenko (RUS)[11]
Court 6 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Jiri Vanek (CZE)
vs. Olivier Rochus (BEL)[27]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Tommy Robredo (ESP)[7]
vs. Ilia Bozoljac (SCG)
T/F 7-5 6-2 1-3
followed by
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Tsvetana Pironkova (BUL)
vs. Shahar Peer (ISR)[31]
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Ruben Ramirez Hidalgo (ESP)
vs. Christophe Rochus (BEL)
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
A. Medina Garrigues (ESP)[26]
vs. Kaia Kanepi (EST)
Court 7 11:00 Start
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Daniela Hantuchova (SVK)[15]
vs. Emmanuelle Gagliardi (SUI)
followed by
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Novak Djokovic (SCG)
vs. Fernando Gonzalez (CHI)[9]
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Alize Cornet (FRA)
vs. Tathiana Garbin (ITA)
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Fernando Verdasco (ESP)[28]
vs. Juan Monaco (ARG)
Court 8 11:00 Start
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Kveta Peschke (CZE)[10]/
Francesca Schiavone (ITA)[10]
vs. Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA)/
Selima Sfar (TUN)
followed by
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Janko Tipsarevic (SCG)/
Mikhail Youzhny (RUS)
vs. Martin Damm (CZE)[7]/
Leander Paes (IND)[7]
Mixed Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Anastasia Myskina (RUS)/
Jurgen Melzer (AUT)
vs. Paola Suarez (ARG)/
Mark Knowles (BAH)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Marion Bartoli (FRA)/
Shahar Peer (ISR)
vs. Emilie Loit (FRA)[12]/
Nicole Pratt (AUS)[12]
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Johan Landsberg (SWE)/
Robin Soderling (SWE)
vs. Jan Hernych (CZE)/
David Skoch (CZE)
Court 9 11:00 Start
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Travis Parrott (USA)/
Vincent Spadea (USA)
vs. Tomas Cibulec (CZE)/
Jaroslav Levinsky (CZE)
followed by
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Daniele Bracciali (ITA)/
Filippo Volandri (ITA)
vs. Jonathan Erlich (ISR)[5]/
Andy Ram (ISR)[5]
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Jose Acasuso (ARG)[12]/
Sebastian Prieto (ARG)[12]
vs. Tripp Phillips (USA)/
Dmitry Tursunov (RUS)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Daniela Hantuchova (SVK)[5]/
Ai Sugiyama (JPN)[5]
vs. Caroline Dhenin (FRA)/
Mathilde Johansson (FRA)
Court 10 11:00 Start
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Yves Allegro (SUI)/
Stanislas Wawrinka (SUI)
vs. Juan Ignacio Chela (ARG)/
Edgardo Massa (ARG)
followed by
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Marc Gicquel (FRA)/
Gilles Simon (FRA)
vs. Oliver Marach (AUT)/
Cyril Suk (CZE)
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Emmanuelle Gagliardi (SUI)/
Mara Santangelo (ITA)
vs. Shinobu Asagoe (JPN)[6]/
Katarina Srebotnik (SLO)[6]
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Laura Granville (USA)/
Shenay Perry (USA)
vs. Emma Laine (FIN)/
Vladimira Uhlirova (CZE)
Court 11 11:00 Start
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Boris Pashanski (SCG)/
Bobby Reynolds (USA)
vs. Mariusz Fyrstenberg (POL)[9]/
Marcin Matkowski (POL)[9]
followed by
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Frantisek Cermak (CZE)[10]/
Leos Friedl (CZE)[10]
vs. Nathan Healey (AUS)/
Jim Thomas (USA)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Simon Aspelin (SWE)[8]/
Todd Perry (AUS)[8]
vs. Juan Martin Del Potro (ARG)/
Gaston Gaudio (ARG)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Lukas Dlouhy (CZE)[13]/
Pavel Vizner (CZE)[13]
vs. Christopher Kas (GER)/
Philipp Petzschner (GER)
Court 14 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Alberto Martin (ESP)
vs. Dieter Kindlmann (GER)
followed by
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Anastassia Rodionova (RUS)/
Andreea Vanc (ROM)
vs. Jill Craybas (USA)/
Jelena Kostanic (CRO)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
James Auckland (GBR)/
Andy Murray (GBR)
vs. Ashley Fisher (AUS)/
Jordan Kerr (AUS)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Michael Kohlmann (GER)/
Rainer Schuettler (GER)
vs. Alberto Martin (ESP)/
Potito Starace (ITA)
Court 16 11:00 Start
Men's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Ivo Karlovic (CRO)
vs. Dominik Hrbaty (SVK)[22]
followed by
Women's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Julie Coin (FRA)/
Youlia Fedossova (FRA)
vs. Maret Ani (EST)/
Meilen Tu (USA)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Robert Lindstedt (SWE)/
Jarkko Nieminen (FIN)
vs. Jonas Bjorkman (SWE)[2]/
Max Mirnyi (BLR)[2]
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Dominik Hrbaty (SVK)/
Michal Mertinak (SVK)
vs. Greg Rusedski (GBR)/
Tomas Zib (CZE)
Court 17 11:00 Start
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Jean-Francois Bachelot (FRA)/
Stephane Robert (FRA)
vs. Gregory Carraz (FRA)/
Antony Dupuis (FRA)
followed by
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Fabrice Santoro (FRA)[6]/
Nenad Zimonjic (SCG)[6]
vs. Alexander Peya (AUT)/
Bjorn Phau (GER)
Mixed Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Amelie Mauresmo (FRA)/
Fabrice Santoro (FRA)
vs. Elena Likhovtseva (RUS)[7]/
Daniel Nestor (CAN)[7]
Women's Singles - 2nd Rnd.
Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER)[13]
vs. Jamea Jackson (USA)
Men's Doubles - 1st Rnd.
Nicolas Devilder (FRA)/
Olivier Patience (FRA)
vs. Kristof Vliegen (BEL)/
Rogier Wassen (NED)
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Post by DBBN on May 31, 2006 20:24:03 GMT -5
Worst formatting ever!  |
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Post by DBBN on May 31, 2006 21:48:18 GMT -5
Dear Araz Gulekjian,
In your rolandgarros.com match reports, the word you repeatedly misspell as "birth" is actually "berth." Please rectify this before I become involved with you in a murder-suicide pact.
Love,
Hurley
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Post by Tennislurker on May 31, 2006 23:37:24 GMT -5
Is it me or there is not a single good match?
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Post by Grarliner on Jun 1, 2006 1:42:18 GMT -5
Worst formatting ever! Roar\! |
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 4:34:53 GMT -5
Montcourt on TV!  |
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Post by vaiva on Jun 1, 2006 4:37:27 GMT -5
Of course, you meant the clay court monster Lleyki!
I have My son Bag vs Benetton
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Post by Maeby Fünke on Jun 1, 2006 4:49:00 GMT -5
Drusilla vs Czink. If Myskina didn't suck this match would be over by now.
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 4:55:27 GMT -5
MM is doing great. No head case stuff please!
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 5:01:55 GMT -5
Serving for ze set!
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 5:10:42 GMT -5
Grrr -- Hewitt went at Montcourt's head on set point and MM gave away the next two. 5-5
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 5:11:47 GMT -5
MM is doing great. No head case stuff please! You jinxed him!  |
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 5:13:13 GMT -5
MM is doing great. No head case stuff please! You jinxed him! It was a head case, but not quite in the way I meant! |
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 5:13:57 GMT -5
All signs point to a Rochus-Martin showdown in 3r.
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 5:14:46 GMT -5
Hewitt is an ass, but that's nothing new.
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 5:18:52 GMT -5
Hewitt def. Montcourt 7-5 something something.
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Post by vaiva on Jun 1, 2006 5:20:21 GMT -5
boooooooring
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 5:22:43 GMT -5
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Post by Brinyi on Jun 1, 2006 5:35:03 GMT -5
About two hours later, at the conclusion of the Ancic-Paul Capdeville three-setter, the winning Croatian almost got into a fight with his opponent. Capdeville had spent much of the match complaining about line calls and, on match point, insisted that Ancic had scooped up his drop shot on the second bounce. Instead, chair umpire Roland Herfel of Germany ended the match with a "not up" call on Capdeville. The two contestants shook hands at the net, but then the Chilean apparently said something that infuriated Ancic, who might have punched him had not Herfel stepped between them.   Later, meeting with reporters, Ancic said he wouldn't comment on the flare-up and that the two men had settled things amicably in the locker room. |
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Post by janie on Jun 1, 2006 5:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by vaiva on Jun 1, 2006 6:30:24 GMT -5
Marcos is playing like poop. Standing 10 ft behid the baseline and doing zilch with the ball Cannot get excited about any of the matches. Damn. Maybe Blake vs Akmagro will be fun |
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Post by janie on Jun 1, 2006 6:30:27 GMT -5
Timmy won a set! |
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Post by Grarliner on Jun 1, 2006 6:56:52 GMT -5
Timmy won a set! I second your banana dance! And go Benneteau! |
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 6:58:06 GMT -5
Did you just see that point? Did the ball go through Benneteau legs???  |
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Post by GoDom on Jun 1, 2006 7:00:38 GMT -5
5-5.
Benneteau is a choker, he choked against Kiefer last year.
And Grosjean should retire.
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Post by vaiva on Jun 1, 2006 7:07:38 GMT -5
Djokovich leads Gonzo 6-4 ;D
Go teenagers!
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Post by Traveling Man on Jun 1, 2006 7:10:00 GMT -5
Hantuchova struggles past Gagliardi.
I'm getting Juju on court now and it looks like one of her early-round routs.
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Marcos Baghdatis 
