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Post by Grarliner on Apr 8, 2011 16:01:02 GMT -5
Tiger is getting hot. In the golf sense, I mean. Three consecutive birds.
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 8, 2011 16:03:13 GMT -5
Fred Couples is really old. And in contention. Does he have two green jackets already?
Is Rory McIlroy someone to care about?
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 8, 2011 16:33:15 GMT -5
Fred won once, and was very lucky to do so.
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Post by janie on Apr 8, 2011 17:45:20 GMT -5
Tiger is getting hot. In the golf sense, I mean. Three consecutive birds. Just as I dreaded from the start.
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Post by janie on Apr 8, 2011 18:19:19 GMT -5
So Tigre ends the day just 3 back. Bad old days are back again. I guess I can take a little solace in the idea that Tigre won't be getting it on with his coterie of whores in his old style even if he wins.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 8, 2011 21:17:26 GMT -5
Tiger is getting hot. In the golf sense, I mean. Unfortunately, he is getting even hotter in the regular sense as well. I always wanted that on top of me, even post-skankosaurs, but from the direct back, on a big HDTV, with the cameraman filling the entire frame with his body...oh Daddy.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 8, 2011 21:19:25 GMT -5
Tigre had been in contention for a few of the last couple of majors in the last couple of years and chumped up. Even last year at the Masters it was him or Phil. And he has not come through when it counted. I expect nothing less this time.
Rory, you should definitely care. I picked him to win on Thursday morning and he has not yet disappointed. Problem is he choked at the British last year and might again. We shall see for this week, but no question he is one to be reckoned with in the future and present.
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 6:33:54 GMT -5
Well why couldn't Rory get more birdies yesterday. Guys in the lead need to stay aggressive, not back off and go all passive like some kind of Mauresmo. Looks like you picked the right weekend to visit your parents and their big tv, with all those golfers dominating the weekend.
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 9, 2011 13:53:30 GMT -5
Tiger is getting hot. In the golf sense, I mean. Unfortunately, he is getting even hotter in the regular sense as well. I always wanted that on top of me, even post-skankosaurs, but from the direct back, on a big HDTV, with the cameraman filling the entire frame with his body...oh Daddy. Oh dear.
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 9, 2011 13:55:59 GMT -5
Well why couldn't Rory get more birdies yesterday. Guys in the lead need to stay aggressive, not back off and go all passive like some kind of Mauresmo. Looks like you picked the right weekend to visit your parents and their big tv, with all those golfers dominating the weekend. I think Mauresmo's name should become verb! "He's Mauresmoing". Although golf has its own parlance. The "Van de Velde" must never be forgotten.
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 9, 2011 13:57:47 GMT -5
Anybody seen the Ben Wright Yahoo! article about "Yes sir"? I think it begs the question, "Yeah, so?"
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 9, 2011 14:34:33 GMT -5
Wright's been bitter since he was fired. Which was BS, but let it go man.
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 14:41:50 GMT -5
Van de Velde! Watching that scarred me as a golf fan for a long time. Remember how they were already etching his name into the trophy and had to un-etch it?
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 9, 2011 14:42:47 GMT -5
Van de Velde deserved to lose with how stupid he was.
Greg Norman's horrible choke in 96 was the worst.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 9, 2011 14:53:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately, he is getting even hotter in the regular sense as well. I always wanted that on top of me, even post-skankosaurs, but from the direct back, on a big HDTV, with the cameraman filling the entire frame with his body...oh Daddy. Oh dear. Been sayin' this shit for years, J.C. Lately.
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 14:54:12 GMT -5
But Greg Norman's more recent choke the year lovey-dovey Scarlet-Lettered Chris Evert was following him around was the most satisfying. I bet Andy Mills enjoyed it, too. :evilauntie:
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 9, 2011 15:09:23 GMT -5
I was happy when old Greg lost because the announcers would never shut up about him and Chrissy.
Hey, Adam Scott still exists.
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 18:08:58 GMT -5
Well go, you, Rory! Now don't Mauresmo on us tomorrow!
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 9, 2011 18:19:35 GMT -5
It's so fun watching Tigre suck now. He's the exact opposite of what he used to be. Thanks, whores.
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 18:24:10 GMT -5
You're welcome! ;D
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Post by DBBN on Apr 9, 2011 18:59:16 GMT -5
Janie! I never knew! Is there a sex tape out there?
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Post by janie on Apr 9, 2011 19:18:32 GMT -5
Dang, I forgot I was supposed to keep my trap shut when I accepted that $10,000,000 silence payment from TW's henchmen. Forget I said anything!
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Post by DBBN on Apr 9, 2011 20:14:31 GMT -5
Roooooooory.
Hopefully no choke this time!
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Post by Old Hag on Apr 9, 2011 22:44:04 GMT -5
I'd lol if Fat No Ingles Smoker Cabrera managed to win another slam when everyone else sucked lost. So, go that.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 9, 2011 22:49:06 GMT -5
God I was JUST THINKING THAT while watching "LIVE! At the Masters!"
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Post by DBBN on Apr 9, 2011 22:49:33 GMT -5
But I would not LOL. I would TEARS.
No Fat Chicks!
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 10, 2011 1:21:16 GMT -5
Wright's been bitter since he was fired. Which was BS, but let it go man. He turned into an alcoholic, apparently. I think his firing was fine. He said something stupid, offensive and completely unwarranted. I guess he forgot that talking into a microphone is one thing that 99.9% of the rest of the populace is capable of.
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Post by Grarliner on Apr 10, 2011 1:22:31 GMT -5
Van de Velde deserved to lose with how stupid he was. Greg Norman's horrible choke in 96 was the worst. Yes, that was the worst. Faldo had a great round, though, didn't he?
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Post by janie on Apr 10, 2011 12:39:54 GMT -5
What the heck happened to Ernie Els? He's in last place here. Last! Remember when he used to be good? I liked him.
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Post by janie on Apr 10, 2011 14:28:09 GMT -5
Oh god, here comes the famous Tigre Charge. Just 3 back now eww eww eww eww EWWWWWWW
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