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Post by DBBN on May 23, 2009 15:20:48 GMT -5
Anyway. If I were to jerk off to a tennis player, right now, it would be Federer. Totally. When did this happen! He always had a great body, but now it's even better, and everything but the schnozz is totally working. And I can forgive the nose. Man, that is good. Look at that core. He needs to stop wearing those twee polo shirts during matches. They make my boner cry. Get back to the v-necks.
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Post by DBBN on May 23, 2009 15:27:38 GMT -5
Also, he's wearing a watch. And Nadal always puts on a watch immediately after his matches end. Like...do people still wear watches? Or is this a sponsorship thing?
In my 29.99 years, I have never made it through a full day wearing a watch, and I gave up trying at, like, age 8. It's called Find a Clock, or, post-1999, Own a Cell Phone.
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Post by lexpretend on May 23, 2009 15:30:43 GMT -5
They're all sponsored by Rolex or Omega or whatever. People definitely still wear watches even though mobile phones are this century's pocketwatch, but not me, because I like my wrist not to itch and sweat all day.
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Post by DBBN on May 23, 2009 15:35:32 GMT -5
Yeah, watches are weird. It's like, here, wear a belt around your ankle. What? Why?
I don't wear any accessories, though. I think I just don't like to be touched by objects, either inanimate or living.
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Post by lexpretend on May 23, 2009 15:39:42 GMT -5
Totally ditto. I don't get people who can wear necklaces and shit and not get driven to distraction by them. Someone once pointed out that the logical conclusion is to not like wearing clothes at all. I didn't really have an answer.
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Post by DBBN on May 23, 2009 15:51:29 GMT -5
Heh, I was going to add that I don't much like wearing clothes either, but I was worried that would be misconstrued :red:
I think a more apt explanation is that I like when I know where things that touch me are going to stay. If I am wearing a shirt or pants, I know what parts of my body are going to feel things at all times, generally.
I don't like surprising tactile sensations. I expressed that once, and someone asked if I had been abused. :red:
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Post by The Chloe on May 23, 2009 23:25:09 GMT -5
That's an inappropriate question, no matter the answer.
I wear a necklace most of the time. If I forget to put it on, I feel naked. It often ends up in my mouth, though. I view it as a wearable toy.
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 2:53:58 GMT -5
That's how I used to treat my soul patch. (I don't want to talk about why I decided it would be non-disgusting to have one for like 4 years. That is irrelevant.) I would cup my bottom lip around my bottom teeth and massage it with my top lip. And then I realized that was about as gross as one could possibly be.
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Post by freudo on May 24, 2009 8:31:21 GMT -5
Yummy with an without the watch
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Post by lexpretend on May 24, 2009 8:36:57 GMT -5
You had a SOUL PATCH?!
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Post by The Chloe on May 24, 2009 8:38:13 GMT -5
Yeah, that's about where he lost me, too.
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Post by lexpretend on May 24, 2009 8:45:47 GMT -5
I was wondering what emoticon to put there. None of them seemed adequate.
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 8:59:25 GMT -5
It was pretty great. Maybe my defining facial feature in 2005. And then one day I shaved it off, and I never cultivated another..
Maybe I can recapture my lost youth by growing it again! ;D
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Post by The Chloe on May 24, 2009 9:58:50 GMT -5
That would be really awesome...for everybody else, who would be making fun of you. Sad for you, though.
This reminds me of that time that my friend wondered how an idiot like me never ended up with a tramp stamp. I explained that getting a navel ring saved me from that trend, because I could only afford to get one.
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Post by janie on May 24, 2009 13:07:40 GMT -5
I don't see what's so bad about Pete!
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Post by GoDom on May 24, 2009 13:10:28 GMT -5
Too much Pete in this thread, he's so not my type.
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 13:50:34 GMT -5
I don't see what's so bad about Pete! I will not quote that picture. Now. First, the truly awful part is skillfully obscured in that advertisement. Even when he had hair, it was the worst 'fro ever. And then he started balding in possibly the most awkward way ever. Next. He has posture like the missing link. Then. PUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE AWAY. What are you, 5? And, finally, perhaps he had a good body at his peak. Who knows. Who could tell? It's obscured by shrubbery.
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Post by leelee on May 24, 2009 14:01:39 GMT -5
The balding is when Pete got disgusting.
The sad thing is that I can tell he shaved some for that pic. Those Greeks would be really hot if it wasn't for the hair. Applicable for both sexes.
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 14:54:32 GMT -5
Of course he shaved. He had hair everywhere!
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Post by janie on May 24, 2009 15:35:10 GMT -5
Okay, okay, so it was only that pic I liked. Everything else you guys are saying is true. Still like the pic, and the pic is Pete, and this is the way I pictured Pete every time I saw him after I saw that pic.
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 15:46:41 GMT -5
Aww. P.S.
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Post by janie on May 24, 2009 15:50:34 GMT -5
Of course he's no Stepanek. ;D
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Post by DBBN on May 24, 2009 16:02:59 GMT -5
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Post by Edna Krabappel on May 24, 2009 16:19:56 GMT -5
That reminds me of a trashy Serbian song from the mid-90's, the trashiest era of all times, that basically went like "He's not handsome, he's not pretty, he's not rich, but he doesn't have problems with the ladies as he's got a 24 cm big dick!", although not as explicitly, but that was the point. Jeez, now that was a blast from the past.
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Post by Denise49IQ on May 24, 2009 18:37:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I always ended up taking my watches off and sucking on the strap. Annoying. They do look good though.
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Post by Denise49IQ on May 24, 2009 18:38:23 GMT -5
Totally. When did this happen! He always had a great body, but now it's even better, and everything but the schnozz is totally working. And I can forgive the nose. Man, that is good. Look at that core. He needs to stop wearing those twee polo shirts during matches. They make my boner cry. Get back to the v-necks.
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Post by janie on May 26, 2009 12:14:32 GMT -5
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Post by DBBN on May 26, 2009 13:13:57 GMT -5
He looks a lot like Sexxxpasexxx, i.e. ugly as hell.
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Post by janie on May 26, 2009 15:17:14 GMT -5
But he has nice arms.
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Post by GoDom on May 26, 2009 17:32:26 GMT -5
Gotta agree with janie here, Llodra is quite hot and sexy.
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