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Post by DBBN on Apr 25, 2009 11:43:31 GMT -5
ATP tournament threads often get derailed by discussions about which players we want to bone, most recently today in the Barthelona thread. So I figured once we start to get off track in them, we could move the discussions in here, so as not to disturb the straight male posters here (read: Brinyi).
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Post by DBBN on Apr 25, 2009 11:48:58 GMT -5
So...to continue the conversation, Robredo was pretty hot at one point. Amazing ass. He looks like hell when his hair isn't perfectly cut, though. And he's aging, and twinks don't look as good as burley people when they age, IMO.
Still: Would. But that goes for a very very very large percentage of the Tour so let's not get too full of ourselves, Boredo.
If I had to rank the Spaniards (Top 100), I would probably go
Verdasco --> F-Lo --> Nadal --> Robredo --> Moya --> Fit D --> everyone else --> JCF
Moya very nearly moved up to third but then I remembered his face.
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 25, 2009 12:14:08 GMT -5
I refuse to include F-Lo in my rankings of men.
Robredo>Ferrer>Nadal>Verdasco
I refuse to include Ferrero and Moya because they are both aging grossly and and one of them was always ugly.
Almagro has the biggest head ever.
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 25, 2009 12:15:46 GMT -5
Oh, good thread, by the way.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 25, 2009 13:32:17 GMT -5
Dude, F-Lo has a hot body.
Poor JCF. He was once adorable.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Apr 25, 2009 18:06:48 GMT -5
I didn't know where to post this, but the hot black guy who suggested.... ok nevermind. These details... yeah. Some black people have amazing, amazing bodies and they don't even have to work out. It's really not fair.
Anyway. If I were to jerk off to a tennis player, right now, it would be Federer.
Will add more soon.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Apr 25, 2009 18:09:55 GMT -5
I went through a phase of finding Nadal hot, but I don't think I ever  to him. Verdasco isn't hairy enough, and what Chole said re: face. Flo. Lolz. Ancic.  |
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Post by DBBN on Apr 25, 2009 18:16:58 GMT -5
I didn't know where to post this, but the hot black guy who suggested.... ok nevermind. These details... yeah. Some black people have amazing, amazing bodies and they don't even have to work out. It's really not fair. Explain. I don't understand, but it sounds like the start of a very enticing conversation. Totally. When did this happen! He always had a great body, but now it's even better, and everything but the schnozz is totally working. And I can forgive the nose. Ancic is way too lanky and sloe-eyed for me. I might even put him in the Would Not category in real life.  This means he ranks well behind Ljubicic. |
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Post by leelee on Apr 25, 2009 20:26:08 GMT -5
I've only rubbed one out to Mal Washington, Deadisova and Demented.
Male players today are too thin and sculpted for my liking.
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 25, 2009 23:10:40 GMT -5
Ancic's body type is not what I prefer, but I'd definitely hit that.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 28, 2009 9:59:12 GMT -5
Safin looks today but he needs to shave directly after this match to maintain it. I'm so over Robredo, I guess. |
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 28, 2009 22:59:49 GMT -5
The reality of Safin is that he's always good looking in theory, but so rarely tries to do all the things that us normal folk insist upon: shower, shave, etc. When he bothers I will not deny his appeal, but 90% of the time he doesn't try.
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Post by leelee on Apr 28, 2009 23:05:20 GMT -5
I'm so over Safin. He's finally looking older in the face, too.
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 28, 2009 23:21:24 GMT -5
Really? *consulting getty images*
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Post by The Chloe on Apr 28, 2009 23:22:56 GMT -5
Oh. I wish I hadn't done that. Both Robredo and Safin need to grow their hair a bit, and even then I can't guarentee that I'd sex them.
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Post by DBBN on Apr 28, 2009 23:22:59 GMT -5
The reality of Safin is that he's always good looking in theory, but so rarely tries to do all the things that us normal folk insist upon: shower, shave, etc. When he bothers I will not deny his appeal, but 90% of the time he doesn't try. Correct. I was surprised by my lustful thoughts today, but he did not look like a Yeti for once, so...there ya go. |
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Post by DBBN on May 11, 2009 13:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by lexpretend on May 11, 2009 18:48:24 GMT -5
USians say "butterface" now? Did you learn that in IRL.
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Post by DBBN on May 11, 2009 20:11:04 GMT -5
What? No! That's been around for years.
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Post by The Chloe on May 11, 2009 21:38:19 GMT -5
I learned butterface back in grade 10. Possibly because somebody used it on me.
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Post by Denise49IQ on May 17, 2009 16:11:20 GMT -5
I didn't know where to post this, but the hot black guy who suggested.... ok nevermind. These details... yeah. Some black people have amazing, amazing bodies and they don't even have to work out. It's really not fair. Explain. I don't understand, but it sounds like the start of a very enticing conversation. Totally. When did this happen! He always had a great body, but now it's even better, and everything but the schnozz is totally working. And I can forgive the nose. Ancic is way too lanky and sloe-eyed for me. I might even put him in the Would Not category in real life. This means he ranks well behind Ljubicic. I don't know. I guess I've always kind of wanted to bone Rog. His chest hair = I also get the urge to fuck Nole senseless lots. His cockiness and arrogance help things along a little. You just know he'd be a total animal. Oh and.... I always liked Sampras. |
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Post by Denise49IQ on May 17, 2009 16:12:48 GMT -5
Principality and F-Lo on TV Two of the best butterfaces in the biz God bless the Tennis Channel and unemployment  Flo, no. |
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Post by The Chloe on May 17, 2009 21:27:39 GMT -5
I can't do backhair. I mean, I accept that a lot of guys have it to a certain degree, but once it's poking out the back of our shirts, we have a problem.
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Post by DBBN on May 17, 2009 21:59:21 GMT -5
Yeah, Sampras is 100% a no for me.
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Post by leelee on May 17, 2009 22:23:31 GMT -5
I'm a Pete fan... but, hell no. Not even in his younger years. He's the real Gorila.
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Post by DBBN on May 17, 2009 23:18:25 GMT -5
Yup, not too many super-rich famous 19-year-olds I'd turn down, but...no. Definitely no.
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Post by The Chloe on May 18, 2009 2:08:12 GMT -5
Flo over Sampras, easily. Flo's knock is that he looks rather weird and womanly in the face, but he doesn't make a hideously ugly woman, so I could over look that if forced to choose between these two NOs.
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Post by Denise49IQ on May 18, 2009 8:48:47 GMT -5
Yes, Pete is quite bad, but whatever. Did he have a forest on is back when he was like 19? Minus that, |
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Post by The Chloe on May 18, 2009 9:46:51 GMT -5
I'm not positive, but suspect he was born that way.
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Post by leelee on May 18, 2009 11:38:15 GMT -5
Chole is sarcastic, but close to the truth. Pete's story thing on TTC shows he was hairy like in juniors. I kinda felt bad for him.
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This means he ranks well behind Ljubicic.
