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Post by DBBN on Jun 26, 2009 22:51:27 GMT -5
He's approaching Sampras levels of hair, but not quite there...yet.
But, forget the belt -- THAT BAG. Fucking egomaniac.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 27, 2009 10:40:36 GMT -5
Petzschner
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Post by lexpretend on Jun 27, 2009 11:35:23 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a bit late for that, now we have a Hewitt/Stepanek 4R instead.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 27, 2009 12:39:49 GMT -5
I only got to see the last three games of his tournament! I will mark him as sexy earlier from now on.
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Post by GoDom on Jun 27, 2009 16:40:08 GMT -5
Petzschner is attractive. He's an arrogant asshole on court which makes him even sexier! Devilder is a cutie. Very short though.
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Post by janie on Jun 27, 2009 17:38:56 GMT -5
He's approaching Sampras levels of hair, but not quite there...yet. But, forget the belt -- THAT BAG. Fucking egomaniac. The bag completely destroys Federer's attraction as a man. That is, what was left to destroy after the Little Lord Fauntleroy look of last year. Why does he do this?
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 28, 2009 7:00:02 GMT -5
Federer is such a diva.
Petzschner is a Yes. I hadn't looked at him before. Good find! However, in order to view him I accidentally clicked on a Hewitt photo. This was upsetting. Then I got sidetracked and intentionally clicked on a photo of Becky. She has a weird scar on her left boob. You're welcome. It was nothing, really.
I'm with Alex, faces are crucial. Angles are important.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 28, 2009 7:04:51 GMT -5
My brief time at gettyimages has confirmed that getty doesn't know the difference between Alves and Simon. This is unsurprising given how much they look alike and all. Also, Getty has confirmed that Murray has not, in fact, gotten any sexier, and Burley is just crazy for moving him up the list.
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Post by janie on Jun 28, 2009 10:49:55 GMT -5
Petzschner is a Yes. I hadn't looked at him before. Good find! However, in order to view him I accidentally clicked on a Hewitt photo. This was upsetting. Then I got sidetracked and intentionally clicked on a photo of Becky. She has a weird scar on her left boob. You're welcome. It was nothing, really. Ha, ending up facing Hewitt when you were expecting to be looking at Hot would be quite a shock to the system. ;D
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Post by DBBN on Jun 28, 2009 13:49:50 GMT -5
Petzschner is attractive. He's an arrogant asshole on court which makes him even sexier! And yet you don't like Krud, who is even more good-looking and even more of an asshole.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 28, 2009 13:51:44 GMT -5
I'm with Alex, faces are crucial. Angles are important. You're a woman, and he's British. Both of these groups of humans wouldn't know a sexy guy if he rubbed his giant dong in their faces. I'm joking. Well, half-joking.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Jun 28, 2009 14:09:53 GMT -5
I'm surprised you fancy Djokovic so much, Hurley. I'd think he'd be too skinny for your liking.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 28, 2009 14:15:29 GMT -5
His shoulders are very broad for such a slim guy.
Angles are nice at the jaw, but that's where angles are required: square shoulders. Now I'm all hot and bothered.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 30, 2009 8:51:35 GMT -5
I'm not even sure why I find Djokovic attractive. His head is shaped funny. But somehow, I overlook this. Usually those things are a deal breaker.
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Post by GoDom on Jun 30, 2009 9:26:16 GMT -5
Petzschner is attractive. He's an arrogant asshole on court which makes him even sexier! And yet you don't like Krud, who is even more good-looking and even more of an asshole. Kiefer is a miserable asshole, and also not my type. Petzsche is a funny asshole. At least he's always smiling while being one.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 30, 2009 9:35:23 GMT -5
Kiefer - still hot.
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Post by GoDom on Jun 30, 2009 9:40:00 GMT -5
Too old too.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Jun 30, 2009 9:40:44 GMT -5
Ageist!
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Post by DBBN on Jun 30, 2009 10:09:28 GMT -5
30 is the new 20!
No, wait. 30 is the same 30.
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Post by leelee on Jul 1, 2009 19:14:09 GMT -5
Since I'm bored, I'll rate the top 11. Tsonga is disqualified because I'm sexually RAYCIST~! unless you're MaliVai Washington. 1. Djokovic. If he'd ever change that hairdo that makes him look goofy, he'd be fully delicious. And shave, too. These things take away from his sexy eyes. 2. Andrew RODDICK (USA). His face does nothing for me, but I have to admit his body is outstanding now. 3. Federer. See: Andrew RODDICK (USA). 4. KING KOLYA. He's a cute little troll. 5. Nadal. He's strong, masculine, and not too hairy, which is rare for a Hispanic. But, rat face and I always picture him as smelling bad. Stop picking your ass, you slob. 6. Gonzalez. Don't like hairy gorilas, but his face is above average. 7. Muzza. He's not a stick boy anymore, at least. It's sad that he's this high. 8. Simon. Meh. He's another troll, but not a cute one. His body is waifish. 9. Verdasco. He's decent looking... but, I loathe the metrosexual look. I know, ban me from rebecca.proboards.com. 10. Del Porto. I usually like tall guys, but he's just ugly. His face is ugly. He's pale. He wears those muscle shirts that he doesn't fill out enough and his really hairy arm pits stick out. UUGGHH. Novak is the only one I'd do with ferocity.
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Post by DBBN on Jul 1, 2009 19:18:58 GMT -5
I'm Hurley, and I approve this message.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Jul 1, 2009 19:41:35 GMT -5
My thoughts on the top 10, but I'm too lazy to rank them or anything.
Nadal: OK, great body yadda yadda, but his ass freaks me out, his hair looks dirty and he has an unfortunate face. And faces are important.
Fed: Very decent, OK face, good body, just that his arms look somewhat skinny.
Murray: Well, he's got better, as long as he keeps his hair under control. Still, images from the past will haunt me forever so I can't say he's good-looking.
Djokovic: I just don't see any hotness, but I'm biased anyway.
Del Potro: I don't think he's ugly, but his muscle shirts are funny. Hey, you're not Rafa.
Roddick: Ooooh. The best body in tennis, great proportions, cute/weird face, but not too weird to be put off by it.
Simon: I don't think I know what he looks like.
Verdasco: Very good body, so-so face, from some angles looks like it's been squashed. Still, he seems like a redneck and that's a big turn-off.
Tsonga: Used to think he was hot, reminds me too much of a teddy bear now.
Gonzales: Not bad. Kind of cute.
King Kolya: About as sexy as Sexxpasexx.
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Post by leelee on Jul 1, 2009 23:27:09 GMT -5
This decade has stunk for hotness.
My favorite period for top 10 hotness would be around 1990. Peak Edberg and Becker... NOM NOM NOM. Young Andre and Goran were super cute. And I've always loved Tommy Muster.
2000-ish was good, too. Young Marat. Guga... more cute than hot. Youngish Haas. Poo, even though I hate him. Enqvist, Corretja and Rafter still around.
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Post by DBBN on Jul 2, 2009 8:24:10 GMT -5
Um, Muster was the hottest guy to ever play tennis, period. I'm pretty sure Muster was responsible for finally making my hand a man. Or maybe Joey Lawrence. WHOA.
I also wanted his buddy Gaudenzi. That's one friendship that totally could and should have been a front.
Poo was hot. Tompa (Enqvist), SO HOT. I think Becker is damn hot now, not really then. Courier turned me on...he was my favorite player on the men's side, and I don't know whether that made me find him hot, or whether finding him hot made in my favorite. I was young, so probably the former.
Goran never really did the trick, but I thought he looked better in his WC days. Rafter is gorgeous but I'm not so sure I found him particularly arousing.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 2, 2009 10:07:43 GMT -5
Woo, redoing our lists! Fun.
1. Djokovic. The only reason I didn't put him first last time is I was trying to think out of the box. I have discovered that it's far less sexy out of the box.
2. Nadal. His face and hair do little for me, but the butt and legs are top notch.
3. Gonzales. Good legs, nice eyes. A little too hair for my liking, but other things work.
4. Simon. I know that he resembles a hobbit. I can't explain this one.
5. Federer. Also too hairy, but good frame.
6. Verdasco. 7. Tsonga 8. Roddick 9. King Kolya 10. Del Pony
11. Murray. No amount of time at the gym will make me want to have any more sex with him than I do right now. For those counting, that amount is currently zero.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 2, 2009 10:10:30 GMT -5
Or maybe Joey Lawrence. WHOA. Gah. Agree on Poo. Tompa was probably the hottest tennis playa EVA in Chloe's books. Courier, no. At some point I liked Correjta. I was never into Rafter's looks, but that was likely because I didn't like adults back them. Now, I get it.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 2, 2009 10:39:30 GMT -5
I was always a big fan of Calleri's looks. And I can't get a proper body shot to confirm, but I think Olivier Patience is a yes.
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Post by janie on Jul 3, 2009 13:01:14 GMT -5
Muster Rafter Muster Rafter Muster Rafter Guy Forget Muster
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Post by lexpretend on Jul 9, 2009 19:32:39 GMT -5
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Post by leelee on Jul 9, 2009 21:11:40 GMT -5
Nice. I like tennis bodies that aren't too defined. That last pic looks horribly shopped, though.
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