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Post by Denise49IQ on Jul 11, 2009 12:33:59 GMT -5
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Russian tennis players = All Russian males I have met in person = PUKE.
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Post by The Chloe on Jul 11, 2009 12:45:29 GMT -5
Seriously. There was some sporting event of some sort going on around here a while ago. I have no idea what sport it was for. All I know is that whenever there is a big event like that, people either stay near one of the beach resorts or at the huge hotel in the centre of the city. The latter is near me, so all week I was seeing teams of people wearing matches warmup suits walking around together. I'm not convinced that there was even a real sporting even going on; based on what I saw, it seemed pretty clear that they were competing to see who most accurately portray national stereotypes. The American guys appeared to be douchey fratboys, for example. The Russian dudes were stocky, had patchy facial hair, were hairy, and smelled of stale communism. One of them smiled at me. Obviously, this was unacceptable. Thank God for tennis.
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Post by GoDom on Jul 11, 2009 18:06:04 GMT -5
Too bad Korolev plays horrible tennis which makes me assume that he's dumb as fuck.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 11, 2009 18:58:04 GMT -5
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Post by DBBN on Aug 11, 2009 19:11:51 GMT -5
LOL! I love those things...you know what I mean, those stomach things...but those undies are fugly and they actually make his thighs look fat! Still...hi.
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Post by leelee on Aug 11, 2009 20:33:01 GMT -5
I've never seen a guy so disproportionate where his legs dwarf his body. But, I never saw Mikey Chang nude.
And, hell yes.
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Post by R. Black on Aug 11, 2009 21:29:59 GMT -5
I don't see what's disproportionate... Isn't it normal for an athlete to have imposing thighs? Though that they don't look very firm in that pic.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 11, 2009 21:33:27 GMT -5
Yeah, I thought his thighs would be more defined. And how do people get their tummies to look like that.
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Post by leelee on Aug 11, 2009 21:36:25 GMT -5
Hire a nutritionist and play a sport for millions to keep you motivated.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 11, 2009 21:45:12 GMT -5
I suppose so. Still, it must require a hell of a lot of effort. Although, extremely flat stomach doesn't do much for me, really. I'm more into chest development.
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Post by Wagasi on Aug 11, 2009 23:11:58 GMT -5
Wow, he's quite amazing.
Side question: why are all the top Serb players doing modelling shoots so often?
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 12, 2009 1:38:55 GMT -5
Yes, he'd looked better if he were wearing boxer briefs instead of... whatever those are... but, it will do.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 12, 2009 1:39:41 GMT -5
Also, his thighs look fine to me. We probably wouldn't be picking on them were he not wearing such ridiculous underwear.
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Post by GoDom on Aug 12, 2009 4:26:30 GMT -5
Awful underwear, which is a shame.
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Post by lexpretend on Aug 12, 2009 5:38:49 GMT -5
What everyone said about the underwear, also the body. The underwear basically needs to not be there.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Aug 12, 2009 6:15:11 GMT -5
I am at work.
HURRY UP HOME TIME!
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 12, 2009 6:20:01 GMT -5
Side question: why are all the top Serb players doing modelling shoots so often? I don't know. I guess Jelena and Novak are exhibitionists by nature. I think Ana does because she's pretty and her sponsors want her to, I'm under impression it's not really her thing. Not many of our male athletes would except doing something like that, I think. Also, 2:22 of that Youtube video.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 12, 2009 7:55:05 GMT -5
Jelena and Novak both strike me as vain. Ana has just never struck me.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 12, 2009 8:14:06 GMT -5
That's because Ana is Kimmie.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 13, 2009 8:54:39 GMT -5
Except that Kimmie looks like a Hewitt.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 10:24:37 GMT -5
Wow, we really need to stop talking about KIM CLIJSTERS in the boner thread.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 13, 2009 10:53:31 GMT -5
Yeah... that really was an unfortunate spate of posts. Yes, spate.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Aug 13, 2009 11:47:42 GMT -5
Yes. I understand it's highly inappropriate. Sorry for bringing her up.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 13, 2009 12:47:33 GMT -5
I also apologize. The H-word should never again be uttered in here.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 12:58:18 GMT -5
I've barely recovered. Roddick/Verdasco on TV
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Post by leelee on Aug 13, 2009 15:04:51 GMT -5
Wow, we really need to stop talking about KIM CLIJSTERS in the boner thread. The WTA thread has surpassed you, Ballbuster loves men!
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 19:31:09 GMT -5
I don't doubt it, what with sex goddess Kim F. Clijsters back on tour!
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Post by DBBN on Aug 14, 2009 19:41:07 GMT -5
Uhhhhh so ESPN just showed the Novak underwear runway walk.
Uhhhhh.
Uhhhhh.
Well...look. He's hot. BUT...
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Post by GoDom on Aug 14, 2009 19:57:23 GMT -5
The way he's playing right now, he should consider becoming a full-time underwear model.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 15, 2009 7:36:26 GMT -5
Burley, don't be vague. It pisses me off. But what? But he looked like a tool? Had an unimpressive package? Be out with it!
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