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Post by lexpretend on Aug 15, 2009 9:08:41 GMT -5
I think Burley is referring to the butt-slap.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 10:05:29 GMT -5
Burley, don't be vague. It pisses me off. But what? But he looked like a tool? Had an unimpressive package? Be out with it! I think I've discussed how obvious porn is like...a turn-off, because of the utter toolishness of the entire situation; e.g. Volandri shaving his chest and posing. I'd much rather see a guy being scantily clad in his daily life, like a tennis player doing a shirt change, or some accountant exercising on the weekend...not looking for attention, just...doing what they have to do. So when Nole strutted down the runway pulling money out of his robe...hmm. And then he bent over. Just...yes, you're young and thin and hot. Congratulations. Now stop being a giant douche and try to win tennis matches that matter. That's hotter, thanks.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 15, 2009 10:26:31 GMT -5
Ah, yes. I agree. I didn't actually watch it, but imagined it as awful.
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Post by janie on Aug 15, 2009 12:27:47 GMT -5
I did see it and I also agree with Hurley. Same way I find carpenters or masons w/ real-life "work" muscles 1,000,000 times more attractive than guys w/ so-perfectly proportioned "I go to the gym" muscles. Though to me Nole's little show was more comedy than porn. I felt a little sorry for the guy; don't know why and am not going to bother to try to figure it out. Especially now that I've got those danged carpenters stuck in my mind!
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Post by leelee on Aug 15, 2009 19:18:18 GMT -5
Every tennis player looks like "I go to gym" guy with the perfect diet and cut abs. Unless they're like Labadze. That's why I don't fawn over many tennis lads, especially these days.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 20:05:02 GMT -5
Yep, it's not his (or any of their) looks I'm against. It's the show-offy attitude and d-bagness. I'm 30, my frat guy phase is over. (-ish.)
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 15, 2009 23:18:35 GMT -5
My frat phase is over until I drink. Anyways, Nole's stomach was ripped when he was 17. I remember this fondly
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Post by DBBN on Sept 5, 2009 20:31:22 GMT -5
Isner is cute. He's cute, but he had his shirt off earlier, and he's not ripped at all. Still, he's nine feet tall and has great eyes. I'd hit it.
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Post by DBBN on Sept 5, 2009 20:49:57 GMT -5
I hate Andrew's match outfits. His biceps and shoulders are just perfect, and when he wears t-shirts in his PCs, I can't help but pop a giant boner. He needs to wear them in matches.
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Post by lexpretend on Sept 6, 2009 4:53:04 GMT -5
Isner is oddly sexual. Would definitely hit it.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 6, 2009 6:02:53 GMT -5
I give Isner a solid no. He didn't have a chance though; I don't like tall guys.
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Post by leelee on Sept 6, 2009 23:06:46 GMT -5
Isner is also a no for me. His face is odd... the eyes are kinda feminine, with a hickish face. And his body is bleh.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 11:19:14 GMT -5
Being in Korea, I occasionally forget that I find men attractive. As I've said in other threads, due to entirely different concepts of what qualifies as masculine/feminine, I find the men here extremely girly.
Anyway, watching Djokovic dressed in normal tennis clothing (as opposed to man panties), begging for attention on court, as he does, reminded me that I do, in fact, like the idea of sex with men. He has such a weirdly shaped head though. I almost don't really get it.
I feel better knowing that I'm not asexual.
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Post by janie on Sept 8, 2009 12:58:56 GMT -5
Remember when I tried to bully you into giving JCF your phone number, Chloe? I've lost touch on this issue; do you still find him attractive?
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 13:23:20 GMT -5
No. JCF aged poorly. He was over the hill at 25. I still root for him, when I notice him in the draw. Unless he plays Rafa, in which case I boo.
Anyway, I can't sleep. Roar.
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Post by leelee on Sept 8, 2009 13:31:25 GMT -5
I'm sure Juanqui would have chosen Chole over Marta Domachowska.
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Post by DBBN on Sept 8, 2009 16:49:25 GMT -5
Anyway, watching Djokovic dressed in normal tennis clothing (as opposed to man panties), begging for attention on court, as he does, reminded me that I do, in fact, like the idea of sex with men. See, Novak picks the correct tennis outfits. Delicious.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 21:20:59 GMT -5
The shorts could be just at touch shorter, but otherwise, good.
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Post by DBBN on Sept 8, 2009 21:46:43 GMT -5
You could just watch the runway show again if you need to look at the goodies.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 22:05:34 GMT -5
No, the runaway show was yucky. Actually, I didn't watch it in the first place. I just looked at the photos. That was enough to know I didn't need to see him prancing about in those.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 22:09:29 GMT -5
When I first started Rafa tarding, he was not in any way, even conceivably attractive. I mean, he had the same ass, more or less, but it didn't really fit. Now, I can't watch his matches without staring at his physique. It's not entirely the same way that I gawk at Djokovic, so I'm confused as to how to categorize these feelings.
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Post by DBBN on Sept 8, 2009 23:00:28 GMT -5
His body is currently at the peak of its perfection, I think. I have been marveling all week. Apparently, so has a bunch of other dudes, one of whom took it upon himself to woo him.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 8, 2009 23:01:17 GMT -5
I didn't even see it and I'm still laughing at that.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 9, 2009 21:40:41 GMT -5
Speaking of Nadal, I accidentally came across photos of his naked ass on a yacht from last summer. Yes, accidentally. I was looking for a particular photo somebody wanted for an avatar, that had nothing to do with his ass. Anyway, how did nobody inform me of these when they happened? Fail on your part, tenniscult!
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Post by DBBN on Sept 9, 2009 21:41:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I saw those. Sorry.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 9, 2009 21:45:35 GMT -5
They weren't really that epic or anything, but still. Hurley, how could you?
Anyway, I think that I prefer Djokovic in all black, but the yellow is good too.
I'm having a lot of deep thoughts today.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Sept 10, 2009 16:02:12 GMT -5
Where the hell are these pics. Thanks.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Sept 10, 2009 16:03:28 GMT -5
Oh, found them. Meh, not really my type. I still love him, though.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 10, 2009 21:31:30 GMT -5
Yes. He's also not really my type, but the spectacular nature of his rear end can not be denied.
Or were you talking about Djokovic? His bum is not terribly impressive, but the overall package is better.
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Post by The Chloe on Sept 10, 2009 22:16:56 GMT -5
I feel that this is the most appropriate thread to share this thought: More players should feel comfortable enough to change their shorts on court. Just sayin'.
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