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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 1:47:42 GMT -5
It says it's buffering now. So, hopefully it works. And I've likely forced the gay duo to MSN. Yay! Which gay duo!!! Rusty gate backhand ...
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Post by shenaynay on Jan 23, 2006 1:56:49 GMT -5
I hate Kim. HATE HER.
2 days until she beats Martina, and the Aussie Open officially ends.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 1:57:53 GMT -5
I hate Kim. HATE HER. 2 days until she beats Martina, and the Aussie Open officially ends. But, but ... SHARAPOVA.
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Post by shenaynay on Jan 23, 2006 1:59:18 GMT -5
Justine beating Maria again would still not ensue in caring.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 2:01:30 GMT -5
It's funny how all the Top 8 seeds made the QF except Pierce. And her spot will be taken by either #98 or #349.
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Post by Maeby Fünke on Jan 23, 2006 2:22:50 GMT -5
Star Sports is back on TVkoo, slightly too late. Hopefully one of them will work for Tuesday.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 3:49:43 GMT -5
So I'm up, and we're underway.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 3:56:27 GMT -5
So I'm up, and we're underway. Indeed. Hingis breaks for 3-1 after a tussle.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 3:59:35 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. It's like 1998 all over again. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:00:19 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. It's like 1998 all over again. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Do you mean to say that Arantxa is gonna win the French and Novotna Wimbledon!
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:00:35 GMT -5
Ha! Nobody out Hingises Hingis, stupid. That is not how you're going to win.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:01:11 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. It's like 1998 all over again. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Do you mean to say that Arantxa is gonna win the French and Novotna Wimbledon! I'd take that over, say, Pierce at the French and Penis at Wimbledon.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:02:19 GMT -5
Dick, of course she will embarrass herself if she came back to the ATP Tour like you just said.
God.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:04:43 GMT -5
This just boggles my mind. I'm watching Martina Hingis play live tennis! This is fucking crazy!
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:05:16 GMT -5
Rest assured, Dick has to die someday, and it will probably be before us.
I think those two close games broke Stosur like a feeble-minded horse. The whipping is on! 5-1!
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:07:30 GMT -5
Rest assured, Dick has to die someday, and it will probably be before us. I don't know. Neither one of us has screamed "HEALTHY" throughout our tenuous marriage. Make that 6-1! I'll take another one of those.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:10:07 GMT -5
Ugh, this better not go the Way of the Pennetta. I would never recover.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:11:35 GMT -5
Ugh, this better not go the Way of the Pennetta. I would never recover. Dude, she won one game.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:12:39 GMT -5
Btw, this Hingis run is exactly the reason why doing away with bonus points was a bad idea.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:16:25 GMT -5
Geez. Stosur had a breakpoint in the second game and it's already 2-1!
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:16:45 GMT -5
Ugh, this better not go the Way of the Pennetta. I would never recover. Dude, she won one game. Dude, that's how many games Pennetta won too until everything died. Anyway, man. Those shots! Fuck, if she only had a serve, she'd never lose again, right?
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:17:22 GMT -5
Btw, this Hingis run is exactly the reason why doing away with bonus points was a bad idea. True, she's played nobody.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:18:49 GMT -5
So, wait, is Stosur having sex with Gigi or Lisa? Or both?
Ew, break points, gross.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:21:45 GMT -5
Clijsters will be the big test. But I don't see a good result happening for Martina.
As an aside, I am really unhappy that Lindsay sprained her fucking ankle. I have been dying for her to kick the crap out of Justine, but she keeps getting hurt before she can seal the deal (e.g. Charleston last year). Maybe the stars will align for me though.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:23:54 GMT -5
Ugh. PENNETTA! PENNETTA! PENNETTA!
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:24:30 GMT -5
You love Pennetta. Love her so much!
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:26:56 GMT -5
Clijsters will be the big test. But I don't see a good result happening for Martina. As an aside, I am really unhappy that Lindsay sprained her fucking ankle. I have been dying for her to kick the crap out of Justine, but she keeps getting hurt before she can seal the deal (e.g. Charleston last year). Maybe the stars will align for me though. Justine will kill her because I told her to. Nah, I'd not mind a Lindsay win as long as she goes on to win the fucking title (assuming Martina will not be waiting in the final). Anyway, Martina has no chance against Kim unless Kim is reeeeeeally injured, in which case...who knows. And nice job, Stosur. Way to fight to get the break back only to get broken at love.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:27:30 GMT -5
God, it's very late and I've been writing all night and will write all day tomorrow and everything blows.
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Post by Grarliner on Jan 23, 2006 4:28:34 GMT -5
Clijsters will be the big test. But I don't see a good result happening for Martina. As an aside, I am really unhappy that Lindsay sprained her fucking ankle. I have been dying for her to kick the crap out of Justine, but she keeps getting hurt before she can seal the deal (e.g. Charleston last year). Maybe the stars will align for me though. Justine will kill her because I told her to. Nah, I'd not mind a Lindsay win as long as she goes on to win the fucking title (assuming Martina will not be waiting in the final). Anyway, Martina has no chance against Kim unless Kim is reeeeeeally injured, in which case...who knows. And nice job, Stosur. Way to fight to get the break back only to get broken at love. Kim didn't look hurt to me. Franny's backhand is a rusty fuckin' gate. Is Stosur a horrible player? Why does Petrova keep getting these free passes into the QF?
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Post by DBBN on Jan 23, 2006 4:29:49 GMT -5
Kim will be injured when I Tonya Harding her.
Yes.
She sleeps with tournament directors.
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