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Post by The Chloe on Jan 20, 2010 10:51:46 GMT -5
I had to remove an X to pluralize Olympians. Sad.
Sexxxing Olympians is my favorite sport. Sure, they're better in the summer, where we don't have to squint to oggle their nakedness, but winter olympians rule, too.
I find it most appropriate to give this it's own thread (and clear the other thread for results and other things nobody really cares about).
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 20, 2010 10:54:14 GMT -5
Joubert peaked in 2006, but I'm still on that train. For the 8th year.
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Post by Maeby Fünke on Jan 20, 2010 17:27:14 GMT -5
Perfect timing. Some British bobsleigh chick.
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Post by DBBN on Jan 20, 2010 17:41:14 GMT -5
LOL! Anyway, I have to see these people first. I assume there will be some big delicious thighs on some speed-skaters I will enjoy...usually the Scandinavians who win. I also watched a bit of the US Nationals on my roommate's TiVo and wouldn't mind breaking off a piece of this Lysacek character.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 21, 2010 1:26:59 GMT -5
Embarassing. Where was that?
I had forgotten all about speedskaters. Usually some quality goodness to be found there, yes.
Lysacek has been relatively attractive for a while now. By that, I mean he's a figure skater that is taller than 5'2 and isn't rather feminine. He's no Joubert, but he'd do.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 22, 2010 0:50:01 GMT -5
Joubert peaked in 2006, but I'm still on that train. For the 8th year. Scratch that. I just checked out the Europeans podium (and made a point not to check out the mullet in the middle, which just ruins everything; seriously, why is Pluschenko back?) and everything is working. Dude looks better now. I will eventually perv over people in other sports, too.
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Post by leelee on Jan 22, 2010 1:11:34 GMT -5
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 22, 2010 1:16:18 GMT -5
Yes, her. Of course, she doesn't have an olympic placement... YET. As long as she doesn't splat the long program, you know that TPTB in US figure skating will hand it to her. Also, she's a former olympian and reigning SILVER MEDALIST. So, win.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 22, 2010 1:17:00 GMT -5
She has her hair sort of auburn now. It looks really good. From the neck down, however, she seems to have about 1% body fat, which is a touch strange looking.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 1:54:02 GMT -5
Cohen splatted out a horrid long program at Nationals, so she won't be around for Leelee to Sexxx. Sad. You'll have to find another ice princess, Leelee.
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Post by leelee on Jan 24, 2010 1:59:44 GMT -5
wat
Ugh, tell me people to like then.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 2:03:02 GMT -5
There are probably some hot ice dancers, but I dunno. The internet tells me that American skier Lindsey Vonn is quite popular. Try her.
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Post by leelee on Jan 24, 2010 2:06:10 GMT -5
Those are the USian representatives. Hrmph. Flatt is ugly. The other one is inferior to that Yuna whatever that'll win gold. This is BULLSHIT. WE WANT SASHA.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 2:07:34 GMT -5
Yuna's not bad, if you like young looking things that aren't terribly shapely.
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Post by leelee on Jan 24, 2010 2:07:52 GMT -5
Vonn's cute in her model shoots, but she's a skier, so it doesn't matter.
Any guys? No. Probably not.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 2:09:08 GMT -5
(in other words Yuna makes a cute 12 year old, and people who lust after her are gross)
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 2:09:41 GMT -5
Vonn's cute in her model shoots, but she's a skier, so it doesn't matter. Any guys? No. Probably not. Guys to lust after? I haven't started looking yet. I'm quite satisfied with Joubert for now.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 24, 2010 2:12:30 GMT -5
Leelee, what about Tanith Belbin? Too blonde barbie for you?
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Post by leelee on Jan 24, 2010 13:38:31 GMT -5
Belbin is hot, but ice dancing is BORING.
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Post by The Chloe on Jan 27, 2010 8:55:22 GMT -5
I spent some time scoping out the US Ski team talent and I have to say... I'm a little let down. Granted, my expectations were pretty high, after those years of having Jeremy Bloom to fall back on, but come on. I didn't expect things to get so dire, so fast.
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Post by GoDom on Feb 8, 2010 14:55:03 GMT -5
Felix Neureuther, just won his first Slalom WC race. Yum.
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Post by The Chloe on Feb 8, 2010 16:12:18 GMT -5
I wholeheartedly approve.
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Post by leelee on Feb 8, 2010 17:38:30 GMT -5
Nice, but skiing, can't see anything.
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Post by The Chloe on Feb 9, 2010 1:31:08 GMT -5
Yeah. It's way more important to have a half decent face if you're a skier than it is if you're a swimmer. Or a diver. Divers>Swimmers. Still, just because the winter olympics are decidely less sexy than the summer olympics, doesn't mean that we can't find a way to enjoy them.
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Post by DBBN on Feb 13, 2010 18:20:35 GMT -5
I had forgotten about Chad. Still a hottie, but still Jesusy. I'll switch to the new winner, Sven Kramer, please.
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Post by The Chloe on Feb 13, 2010 22:20:50 GMT -5
That guy's not bad.
Who is Chad?
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Post by leelee on Feb 13, 2010 22:24:43 GMT -5
Hedrick is gorgeous. But, he's old and sucks now.
Dutch guy is kinda ugly.
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Post by The Chloe on Feb 13, 2010 22:51:32 GMT -5
Oh, Hedrick. That guy's a yes.
I find Kramer kind of cute, though not in that photo. I dont think Hurley posted that for face purposes.
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Post by DBBN on Feb 13, 2010 23:27:16 GMT -5
Actually, I like his face. All the Euro speed skaters have the bod, but this guy has a great face too. Look at those lips. Mmm.
But yeah, Hedrick. I'd ride that for weeks, but I don't know if he'd approve since it's not in the Bible.
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Post by The Chloe on Feb 13, 2010 23:53:26 GMT -5
He has Crosby lips, but not the horse teeth. I approve.
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