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Post by DBBN on Jun 20, 2009 20:58:18 GMT -5
Ew, baseball? Ricky Barnes. Lolz. This would be worse than Ben Curtis winning the British. Ben Curtis has had a fine career lately! ...ish. Barnes is coming through, just 5 years late. Also: HOT AS BALLS.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 21, 2009 2:09:14 GMT -5
I probably won't live stream this, but I might. I will root for My Queer, because when I don't really care about anybody in the pack I find a Canadian to fall back on. Actually, I usually find a hot person to fall back on, but this is golf. As Janie pointed out, hotties are generally nowhere to be found.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 21, 2009 2:16:08 GMT -5
I've never really thought about it before, but I don't think there's a single golfer out there these days whom I find attractive. Baseball, TONS of guys; tennis, some; hockey -- I have no idea; I can't even see them in those outfits! -- and golf, zero. No wonder I've never thought about it before. Hockey players aren't hot, on average. They tend to be missing teeth, hair, and are sweaty. There are a few that aren't bad, though. They are either too young to have been mangled yet or just fortunate to be attractive enough to get away without a full set of teeth. Or rich enough to have put in fake ones. I'd put up some names, but we don't like the same type. I don't know your type!
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Post by janie on Jun 21, 2009 5:40:34 GMT -5
Ha, yeah, that missing teeth thing is pretty off-putting.
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Post by leelee on Jun 21, 2009 11:08:42 GMT -5
Curtis has actually backed up his win decently and maintained PGA Tour status at least.
Barnes does nothing for me. His face is ugly, and he's like the usual meathead.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 12:06:30 GMT -5
Psh, faces. That body is awesome. His grill is a wreck, but I don't need him to talk or smile or mouth-breathe. Also, I'm way into blondes now.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 12:23:47 GMT -5
Ricky Barnes, YES YES YES. Haven't seen him in a while. Damn, didn't expect an eagle for -11 at that point. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 21, 2009 12:35:17 GMT -5
It's taken me a while to accept it, but I guess I also like blondes. Not on purpose, that just seems to be how it works out. Nonetheless, faces are important. Hurley eez crazie.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 12:44:52 GMT -5
One can't have a hideous face, like Muzza, or Sexxxpasexxx. But, otherwise, psh.
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Post by janie on Jun 21, 2009 15:11:03 GMT -5
I'd put up some names, but we don't like the same type. I don't know your type! Harrison Ford in "Witness" is my type. Arnold Schwartznegger is NOT. Right now I'm totally in love with the Dog Whisperer guy. Señor "Calm Assertive"; yes! :love: I can't watch the golf any more because today I moved for the summer to Bitter Cold Tiny Town, Pa., where it's actually NOT RAINING. I've forgotten about Not Rain! Anyway, we still have no tv here. I sure hope Tiger isn't catching up.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 15:33:29 GMT -5
You're going to miss Wimbledon!!
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Post by janie on Jun 21, 2009 15:47:18 GMT -5
I'll be able to watch some of on my sister's tv; she's right across the street and lives here year round, so she's got cable. I hope some of it'll air on ESPN, because she doesn't get the Tennis Channel. I haven't even started looking into where to find livestreams yet.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 16:05:50 GMT -5
Damn bogey on 18!! If I didn't like Barnes so much, such a final round would be totally boring to me. Hopefully this Glover person won't pass him. But I fear a biiiiiiig Manboobs McGee charge....
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Post by leelee on Jun 21, 2009 16:16:12 GMT -5
Manboobs is so lucky to even be where he is. I don't see a comeback.
Although, at some point, Ricky and Fat Dave have to remember they're failures.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 16:46:39 GMT -5
Exactly. Tigre and Manboobs are the Venus and Serena of the PGA, and everyone else is the Petrovas.
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Post by leelee on Jun 21, 2009 17:09:03 GMT -5
That hasn't been true lately. At least, the choking occasions like Kenny Perry haven't favored Tiger or Phil in the last few years.
And I'm starting to like Ricky... his body is yummy. He's like Tiger from the rough. Although, I'd bet on Glover winning in extreme nobody cares fashion like Steve Jones.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 21, 2009 17:31:46 GMT -5
And I'm starting to like Ricky... his body is yummy. If only you and everybody else could remember that I'm usually right and stop fighting it at first, the world would run so much more smoothly. What is a Michael Sim.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 22, 2009 9:02:20 GMT -5
This Glover/Barnes final pairing is so mentally sound today
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 22, 2009 10:44:00 GMT -5
Manboobs to the rescue, here to save the integrity of this tournament! Everybody be excited.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 22, 2009 10:48:47 GMT -5
Or not. But wouldn't that be great?!?!
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Post by DBBN on Jun 22, 2009 11:14:12 GMT -5
But I fear a biiiiiiig Manboobs McGee charge.... DUN DUN DUN
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Post by DBBN on Jun 22, 2009 11:17:11 GMT -5
Or not. But wouldn't that be great?!?! I don't really want random no-name Glover to win...and I guess if ever I wanted McGee to win one, now would be the time. But man, the DOIN' IT FOR AMY hype would be unbearable forever. It would be the "She won Wimbledon at 17!!!!!1" for golf.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 22, 2009 11:37:43 GMT -5
I saw Manboobs on Entourage the other night. He was awful. How can you be awful when you're doing a fucking cameo? He wasn't even convincing when playing himself on a golf course. I felt sad for him at this time and hoped that he would go back to doing what he does best. Hence, I cannot root against him today.
True story, that.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 22, 2009 11:49:14 GMT -5
Duval is tied with Glover for the lead! GO DAVEY! Kinda muffed his latest tee shot, though.
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Post by janie on Jun 22, 2009 12:08:56 GMT -5
Wow, Barnes is 6 over on the day? Glad I'm not watching this women's tennis showcase.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 22, 2009 12:31:41 GMT -5
Sad News: Manboobs didn't quite have it in him.
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Post by leelee on Jun 22, 2009 12:39:07 GMT -5
Whew. Good thing Manboobs choked yet again. But, any coverage with him is intolerable. Seriously, why does everyone but me love him and cheer for him incessantly?? Gah. He's a fat rich white guy with a wife out of his league. See: Every other golfer but Tiger. The only reason he was different is because of his reckless play, and he's toned that down. This is why I hate people. I wanted Fat Dave to win, especially since we learned of his Serena-like delusions.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 22, 2009 12:41:25 GMT -5
Those are more, like, Sexy Lexy-like delusions...but I still love him! So, Glover gave a good speech! I liked it. But I hope he doesn't fade back into obscurity. BACK IT UP BITCH.
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 22, 2009 12:50:49 GMT -5
Personally, I was rooting for Manboobs because I was hoping that somebody might find it annoying.
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Post by leelee on Jun 22, 2009 15:22:19 GMT -5
I don't fit it annoying, I get angry. I swore at my work monitor when he eagled 14. But, quickly calmed myself realizing he'd lose like always.
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