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Post by DBBN on Jun 17, 2009 11:05:47 GMT -5
Lawn Goyland. My father x 9999 in the galleries. Watch out, anyone foreign.
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Post by leelee on Jun 17, 2009 12:13:47 GMT -5
I'm usually excited about the Open, but not this year. Bethpage is a blah course, it's only difficult because it plays ridiculously long. Thus, 90% of the field doesn't have a chance. New York fans, along with Hefty McBoobs milking his wife's cancer. Please don't make the cut.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 17, 2009 13:31:29 GMT -5
I wouldn't be surprised if some disgruntled, recently unemployed Guido from my home township ends up shooting, like, Cabrera or something if he's up 3 strokes with 2 to play.
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Post by janie on Jun 18, 2009 8:48:17 GMT -5
Google News already has a headline up regarding TigerGod's score on his first hole -- shades of things to come. For the record, it was a Par.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 18, 2009 9:33:06 GMT -5
Weather delay. LI
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Post by janie on Jun 18, 2009 12:14:40 GMT -5
Ha, the whole East Coast has been in a rain delay for a few weeks now. But golfers should man up and play in the rain. What's a little lightning strike to a macho man!
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Post by DBBN on Jun 18, 2009 13:39:49 GMT -5
It's true, it's been rain central lately...but the weather delay just exploded on Alexandria, VA
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Post by leelee on Jun 18, 2009 21:44:23 GMT -5
Any hippies that bring up global warming when this probably ends on Monday or Tuesday gets my foot up their ass.
But, really, Friday Night and Saturday look to be as bad as today. Heh, USGA. Heh, New York.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 11:57:58 GMT -5
Going fairly well so far. Tigre +4. Some interesting players on the first page. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself, we're only halfway through the first round.
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Post by leelee on Jun 19, 2009 13:26:38 GMT -5
But, Hefty gets the best weather and is near the top. UGGGGHHHH. Doin' it for Amy!! Go Phil!! The announcers must constantly cheer for him!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FAT ASS. And this course benefits his stupid game perfectly. I think I'm going to ignore this tournament.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 13:30:36 GMT -5
It is concerning, but I am optimistic that his rustiness will affect him later in the weekend.
Come on, Hotties Group (TM Chris Berman)!! Let's win something that matters!
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Post by janie on Jun 19, 2009 14:52:58 GMT -5
Never forget that Manboobs is a chokeaholic of women's tennis proportions!
I should put this on the tv. A rare chance to watch golf without Tigre in the lead or irritatingly close by. His facial expressions annoy me almost as much as Serena's.
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Post by janie on Jun 19, 2009 14:56:27 GMT -5
Any hippies that bring up global warming when this probably ends on Monday or Tuesday gets my foot up their ass. Hippies and golf don't mix. The hippies are out at getting stoned at Dead concerts on the weekends, remember? Come hear Uncle John's band by the riverside, man.
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Post by leelee on Jun 19, 2009 14:57:23 GMT -5
I hate Manboobs so much that choking is not acceptable. He just needs to get off my TV right fucking nao.
Tiger isn't dead yet. This course will weed out every non-long hitter by the 3rd round.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 15:15:41 GMT -5
I should put this on the tv. A rare chance to watch golf without Tigre in the lead or irritatingly close by. His facial expressions annoy me almost as much as Serena's. You should at least watch the rest of today. Tigre is definitely not starting his second round until tomorrow! Davey Duval!!
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Post by janie on Jun 19, 2009 15:22:29 GMT -5
DUVAL is here? Yeah, I've turned it on now. I might root mildly for Canada guy, even though he always looks a little prissy to me. Aww, they reminded me about Kenny Perry at the Masters. I didn't know he broke down and cried, sheesh! Federer has a lot to answer for!
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 15:22:52 GMT -5
I like My Queer, but, come on, I want someone new and sexy, not a kinda sexy (hat on) repeater.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 15:24:30 GMT -5
Blergh, Kenny Perry. He can suck it. Duval posted a 66!!! To match the number of pounds he's gained since he was #1. Ricky Barnes, YES YES YES. Haven't seen him in a while.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 15:26:52 GMT -5
Oops, he posted a 67. That's one more box of donuts.
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Post by janie on Jun 19, 2009 15:30:37 GMT -5
My Queer, ha! I am DEFINITELY rooting for Duval. I wish I'd seen him! He's fat now? I'm going to go find a pic. Man Cake!
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Post by janie on Jun 19, 2009 15:47:30 GMT -5
Okay, Duval and O'Hair. O'Hair is from West Chester, which is only an hour from here. But I guess he's going to w/d if his wife goes into labor. Today I "watched" golf the way I often do -- turn on the tv and listen to the drone in the background while I do other stuff, like fiddle with prices on my Amazon selling account, or do a Sudoku, or try to name the 100 "commonest" English words on Sporcle. Maybe tomorrow I'll try to actually watch golf for a little while.
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Post by DBBN on Jun 19, 2009 16:12:41 GMT -5
Yeah, I always do a thousand other things while I watch...well, anything on TV. Like post on LA CULT!
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Post by Grarliner on Jun 20, 2009 1:34:44 GMT -5
I know that Hurley is rooting for the greatest pair of man tits in golf today: Phil!
Do you think Phil might get breast cancer next?
Okay, sorry, that was horrible.
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Post by janie on Jun 20, 2009 5:18:44 GMT -5
I knew a man who died from breast cancer. He didn't even have manboobs!
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Post by DBBN on Jun 20, 2009 8:58:41 GMT -5
The fearsome Bethpage Black in horrible weather! Only two new 36-hole U.S. Open scoring records posted.
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Post by janie on Jun 20, 2009 9:49:11 GMT -5
Haha, I got to see Tigre miss a putt.
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Post by janie on Jun 20, 2009 9:56:04 GMT -5
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Post by The Chloe on Jun 20, 2009 10:41:27 GMT -5
I knew a man who died from breast cancer. He didn't even have manboobs! Reading this while still laughing at Sjengster's joke was awkward. Nonetheless.... golf is awful. I think I'm going to watch some.
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Post by leelee on Jun 20, 2009 11:45:52 GMT -5
Ricky Barnes. Lolz. This would be worse than Ben Curtis winning the British.
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Post by janie on Jun 20, 2009 12:38:19 GMT -5
I've never really thought about it before, but I don't think there's a single golfer out there these days whom I find attractive. Baseball, TONS of guys; tennis, some; hockey -- I have no idea; I can't even see them in those outfits! -- and golf, zero. No wonder I've never thought about it before.
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