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Post by DBBN on Aug 19, 2006 17:05:57 GMT -5
Fuckin' Tiger  Don't let this happen again! |
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Post by shenaynay on Aug 19, 2006 17:40:25 GMT -5
Phil isn't winning, so I'm finding this enjoyable. I'd prefer if he missed the cut, though. Or took off a year to get breast reduction surgery.
Luke Donald is cute, in a dorky kind of way. I giggle every time he smirks after a shot.
Eldrick is so winning, though. As much I want to hate on him, I can't. I don't know why.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 19, 2006 17:43:48 GMT -5
He is cute! I do enjoy this new cadre of metrosexual golfers.
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Post by janie on Aug 19, 2006 19:15:17 GMT -5
So Tiger has a share of the lead? surprise surprise. What a fun sport  |
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Post by shenaynay on Aug 20, 2006 0:39:12 GMT -5
I don't like how they made the course too easy. Medinah is playing like every regular tour stop during the year.
I want to see massive struggling in majors.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 20, 2006 0:58:41 GMT -5
Yeah, in the Washington Post today some random shmucko who lucked his way near the top of the leaderboard who I can't remember said something to the effect of "It's nice to be rewarded for hitting a good shot, whereas at the US Open, your good shots bounce strangely and you're in the parking lot for no reason." Other than the fact that you suck at golf.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 20, 2006 14:57:17 GMT -5
Oh, Uberfuck this shit.
Looks like it's up to Weir, but he may not have enough holes to work with.
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Post by shenaynay on Aug 20, 2006 15:52:32 GMT -5
For some US Open courses, that player was right.
Let's also cheer for Tim Herron. If he's like Top 5, he makes the Ryder Cup team. I want Lumpy representing my country.
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Post by Grarliner on Aug 20, 2006 16:25:40 GMT -5
COME ON WEIR LOSE CONTROL!
He failed to get some Rogaine at the appropriate moment.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 20, 2006 17:48:46 GMT -5
Is Gunther Parche still alive? He's needed, now more than ever.
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Post by Grarliner on Aug 21, 2006 0:07:08 GMT -5
I imagine he is. Maybe Steffi will take up men's golf and your prophecy shall come true.
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Post by shenaynay on Aug 21, 2006 1:33:46 GMT -5
But, Tiger's caddie is really MEAN and ANGRY. He'd kill poor Gunther before he knew it.
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Post by janie on Aug 8, 2007 18:52:02 GMT -5
Starts tomorrow -- why not get your hate ready early!  |
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Post by sasha on Aug 8, 2007 19:10:20 GMT -5
A no-name will win.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 8, 2007 19:39:41 GMT -5
Is Gunther Parche still alive? He's needed, now more than ever. Looks like he hasn't been needed so far in 2007 ;D But Tigre looked fantastic last week. Let's hope he blew his load there. |
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 8, 2007 22:14:47 GMT -5
I guess that there is no sense rooting for Garcia again. He's probably still drunk and fighting a wall somewhere.
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Post by janie on Aug 9, 2007 12:41:06 GMT -5
It's hard to root for him any more, knowing what a whiner he is.  Right now, John Daly is tied for the lead.  I wish that would continue to the end, but that's about as likely as Neha Uberoi winning the US Open. |
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Post by DBBN on Aug 9, 2007 13:58:05 GMT -5
Yeah, he had the lead after 9 at the British too, then went 55-102 or so and missed the cut.
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Post by Brinyi on Aug 9, 2007 15:12:11 GMT -5
Congratulations Neha!  |
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Post by janie on Aug 10, 2007 15:28:03 GMT -5
I turned on the tv just in time to see that a special Tigre *feature* was getting underway. I turned it off. Turned it back on later, just in time to see a special Tigre birdie and then hear the usual commmentator rapture about that special look on Tigre's special face today. In fact he's had that special look for a couple weeks now, we learn. It's so special.
Barfed, turned it off, this time for good.
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Post by sasha on Aug 10, 2007 20:36:15 GMT -5
Yeah, Tiger's got this won.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 10, 2007 23:28:41 GMT -5
Yup.
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Post by janie on Aug 11, 2007 6:43:53 GMT -5
Oh, well. We'll always have Thursday.  |
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Post by sasha on Aug 11, 2007 14:44:11 GMT -5
Someone needs to start making a lucky run like now, or this will be a horribly boring weekend.
Southern Hills is a tough course to make up ground quickly. Especially when Tiger gets in par mode.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 11, 2007 16:03:47 GMT -5
Sergio. DQed.
That about sums up the last month, doesn't it?
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Post by sasha on Aug 11, 2007 17:34:12 GMT -5
Everyone fading.
Tiger is like the Willies'. Except he's dominant. And cares about his sport. And works hard. And is a decent person. And can speak English.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 12, 2007 14:57:24 GMT -5
His body is still hot, but it's funny how it doesn't even matter, because he's a d-bag. This makes me feel better about myself since it means I'm not a giant whore. And he blasphemes again on live TV, for the thousandth time. ROLE MODEL!  |
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Post by sasha on Aug 12, 2007 16:59:35 GMT -5
He's not a douchebag.
I must say, I was so hoping he badly hurt his knee. It would have been Gramatica 100x.
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Post by The Chloe on Aug 10, 2008 10:59:20 GMT -5
It's that time again! Garcia is 3 shots back going into the 4th round, so he ought to shoot a 10 over par tomorrow |
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Post by sasha on Aug 10, 2008 18:28:00 GMT -5
Padraig Slam enjoys ruining Sergio's dreams.
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I wish that would continue to the end, but that's about as likely as Neha Uberoi winning the US Open. 