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Post by The Chloe on Aug 10, 2008 22:33:19 GMT -5
"Garcia was poised to finally prove he could win a major, leading by one shot in the middle of the 16th fairway. But he hit 6-iron into the water and had to scramble for bogey, then missed a 4-foot birdie putt on the 17th to fall one shot behind. He hit into the bunker on the final hole and blasted out to 6 feet, but Harrington made sure that putt wouldn't matter."
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Post by DBBN on Aug 10, 2008 22:53:45 GMT -5
Paddy Slam! Sergio
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Post by sasha on Aug 11, 2008 14:37:02 GMT -5
It was funny. For the entire final round, CBS was babbling "This is a new Sergio!" Then the water shot and his patented 3-foot lip out.
At least he comes close to winning one of these... Adam Derek Scott.
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Post by janie on Aug 13, 2009 15:16:32 GMT -5
2009 PGA Championship Report: Final Sunday:
Tiger has held the lead since Thursday. Other "competitors", weary of having it done only metaphorically, report to nearby hospital to have their nonfunctioning balls removed. Tiger wins. Half the world falls down to worship; other half yawns; much of Tennis Cult seethes. Tiger is emotional, as though the win were an unbelievable shock. Snap trophy pic.
Next!
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Post by leelee on Aug 13, 2009 15:17:41 GMT -5
This is my favorite slam.
Go Tiger! Kill Whitey!
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Post by janie on Aug 13, 2009 17:14:39 GMT -5
It's normally my favorite one, too. I especially enjoy it when it's fiendish, with greens as dry and slick as mirrors. Yet I saw a poll one time where people picked their favorite, and this one was far and away the least-picked. But this year it's like watching the women's AO, knowing way ahead of time that Serena's going to win it, no matter what the draw or how out of shape she looks. Of course having a pre-ordained winner doesn't prevent me from enjoying watching Rafa win RG over and over, so I guess it's not about the lack of suspense, but only that I don't like the inevitable conclusion!
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 19:32:06 GMT -5
This is my favorite slam. Go Tiger! Kill Whitey! The one time I would request you be racist, you let me down.
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Post by leelee on Aug 13, 2009 20:31:47 GMT -5
I like Tiger. Sorry.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 20:37:34 GMT -5
That apology smacks of insincerity!
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Post by leelee on Aug 13, 2009 20:56:15 GMT -5
You know, before the Sistahz, Crocketta would probably think I wuz good peeps. We know about Sexy MaliVai. Zina and Lori were pretty cool too. I even liked Steve Campbell, pride of Buffalo, NY.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 21:30:46 GMT -5
Mal Look at you. You might become a liberal yet!
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 21:31:50 GMT -5
His body is still hot, but it's funny how it doesn't even matter, because he's a d-bag. This makes me feel better about myself since it means I'm not a giant whore. Two years later, oh how things have changed.
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Post by leelee on Aug 13, 2009 22:20:50 GMT -5
Tiger's body is much hotter now.
Black golfers, I love all of them too. Vijay, because he's a hardworkin' curmudgeon. Jim Thorpe is the man. Charlie Sifford. Cal Peete. See, I'm not racist. Chi Chi is my favorite golfer ever.
All the Azn robots look alike, though. If the PGA is smart, they ban Coria.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 13, 2009 23:13:26 GMT -5
T151 Adam Scott 82
I hope he and his girlfriend enjoy fucking in the poorhouse.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 14, 2009 23:53:54 GMT -5
T151 Adam Scott 82 I hope he and his girlfriend enjoy fucking in the poorhouse. 82-79. They'll have hot babies, though. Hot, poor babies. I don't know if you watch Golf Channel ever, but I want Frank Nobilo on top of my face. I have had a lot of rum tonight so I may be graphic.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 14, 2009 23:54:37 GMT -5
Also this is over already.
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Post by leelee on Aug 15, 2009 0:45:05 GMT -5
I watch Golf Channel often. Nobilo is fuckable. Kelly Tilghman was my lesbian tease for a while, but she looks old now.
Yes, it's over. And I'm going to watch all of it. Tiger will be extra surly paired with Vijay too, since they HATE. Please have a #15 sewed on the tight red shirt.
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Post by leelee on Aug 15, 2009 0:53:42 GMT -5
As for sexy golfers, we have zero. Adam Derek Scott was mentioned. He's becoming Deadisova-ish, sucking at both golf and making himself ugly. Sergio missed the cut. Better than his usual Women's Tennis, I suppose.
Ross Fisher, who seems to be in contention every slam, isn't terrible. But, he looks British.
Yoshi Ogilvy is bald and old already.
Yeah, nothing. Geez.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 1:17:23 GMT -5
Fisher is hot, and tall. The Brits are keeping the sex flame alive in golf, which is weird because that's the opposite of real life.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 13:41:15 GMT -5
Peeps are picking up shots today, interesting.
Tigre is wearing a solid blue polo and looks HOT. Please shoot 89 today.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 16:14:19 GMT -5
Tigre is only even today. Paddy, Els, Hansen, Kjeldsen (who?), Yang, and Quiros are all either -3 or -4 on the day so far.
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Post by leelee on Aug 15, 2009 17:17:04 GMT -5
Tiger is awful today. But, he'll still win.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 15, 2009 17:32:22 GMT -5
All the Azn robots look alike, though. If the PGA is smart, they ban Coria. Look what you've done...
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Post by leelee on Aug 15, 2009 18:48:33 GMT -5
CBS will ignore him unless he contends, which he obviously won't.
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Post by leelee on Aug 16, 2009 14:54:45 GMT -5
So, Tiger is making this interesting. Ugh. Just win.
Also, this Quiros is gorgeous, but appears extremely annoying.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 16, 2009 15:23:21 GMT -5
Yep, I'm digging the Quiros. Hump.
Here comes the gagfest. Rita Grande.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 16, 2009 15:26:33 GMT -5
Oh my. "Gagfest" doesn't even begin, Fatraig.
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Post by DBBN on Aug 16, 2009 17:00:38 GMT -5
All the Azn robots look alike, though. If the PGA is smart, they ban Coria. Look what you've done... :red:
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Post by DBBN on Aug 16, 2009 18:04:05 GMT -5
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Post by DBBN on Aug 16, 2009 18:15:27 GMT -5
Speech in Korean, just like on the LPGA! "Play golf, America!" Hope it enjoyed its 30 years of super-popularity.
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