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Post by Denise49IQ on Mar 13, 2013 17:42:59 GMT -5
Why am I watching this.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 17:47:14 GMT -5
OMG, I miss the Eurosport commentators, no matter how awful they were. This guy has the most boring voice ever. He should be used as a cure for insomnia.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 17:52:13 GMT -5
Is Petra even still alive? I'm afraid to look at the SB!
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 17:53:26 GMT -5
She's showing signs of life. She's just saved 3 BPs in a row.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 17:54:01 GMT -5
Oh! Thanks, Edna Krabappel.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 17:54:54 GMT -5
But then she gets broken nevertheless.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 17:56:17 GMT -5
Of course she does! I don't know how you guys can stand to watch this sad travesty.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 17:58:27 GMT -5
And breaks back. The crowd looks dead.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 18:03:29 GMT -5
And again broken on another DF. Makiri to serve for the match.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 18:04:38 GMT -5
No, you're kidding! Already? But surely she'll get broken in her turn.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 18:07:23 GMT -5
Makiri takes it. Bye, Shitra.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 18:09:30 GMT -5
Oh, shit. Petra, why. I wouldn't mind if people said, Oh Kirilenko played GREAT! But no, apparently she did not, so this is just all bad.
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Post by Denise49IQ on Mar 13, 2013 18:10:05 GMT -5
Just embarrassing. Pure embarrassment. And that scream at the end. Don't get me fucking started.
Asthma in the HEAT!!!11
Bye Bitch.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 18:12:28 GMT -5
WTA front page SB still shows MK leading 4-3. That's the SB I was watching, like an idiot, for a long time.
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Post by DBBN on Mar 13, 2013 18:15:19 GMT -5
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Post by lexpretend on Mar 13, 2013 18:26:02 GMT -5
Fuck's fucking sake. Does she have no shame?
How close is that other player to the top 10.
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Post by lexpretend on Mar 13, 2013 18:27:22 GMT -5
Sarita is the only player who can save us in the bottom half. Although if Ma$ha still bears a grudge from the "does she think she's playing hockey?" incident, that might be a well-deserved beatdown.
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Post by DBBN on Mar 13, 2013 18:30:13 GMT -5
I know it's going to sound like the words of a stan, which I am, but seriously, this result was COMPLETELY on Petra's racket. Which usually ended being a pile of shit. Kiri is still a good 800 or so points away from the Top 10. Her 11-20 peers will keep her there. They don't seem to have any trouble beating her. It's only Petra.
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Post by DBBN on Mar 13, 2013 18:31:08 GMT -5
Sarita is the only player who can save us in the bottom half. Although if Ma$ha still bears a grudge from the "does she think she's playing hockey?" incident, that might be a well-deserved beatdown. Ma$ha-Caro final. Ma$ha wins this title w/o breaking much of a sweat.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 18:38:46 GMT -5
Why do people think Woz will beat Azza?
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Post by DBBN on Mar 13, 2013 18:39:14 GMT -5
Azza has been injured all tournament and did not practice today.
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Post by lexpretend on Mar 13, 2013 18:42:19 GMT -5
Every Petra match is on her racquet. It's no comfort. My perennial question is: WHAT is Petra actually working on? It's the same old shit that she fucks up, all the time. And she has absolutely no instinct for big points any more.
Is Vika really that badly injured? My instinctive reaction to Extremely Injured is disbelief tbh.
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Post by DBBN on Mar 13, 2013 18:44:04 GMT -5
Just steeling myself. Horror Winner #1 is through, and #2 will win easily tonight. It's just going to be that kind of final weekend.
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 18:44:48 GMT -5
Why is Azza always injured, except when she actually wins things? It's getting tiresome.
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 19:35:49 GMT -5
What part of her is injured?
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Post by janie on Mar 13, 2013 19:43:24 GMT -5
Okay, found this at tennis.com:
Victoria Azarenka might[?] have an MRI on her problematic ankle prior to her Thursday quarterfinal against Caroline Wozniacki at Indian Wells. The world No. 2 says her ankle has been bothering her since the start of the tournament. The defending champion also has a bad cold and has had trouble breathing on court.
“I'm not going to give any answer of pulling out, that's for sure,” Azarenka said. “I'm going to do everything I can to be ready for my next match and fight as hard as I can. There's no doubt about that.”
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Post by Edna Krabappel on Mar 13, 2013 19:48:55 GMT -5
I'm guessing she also had a bad hair day and her dog died.
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Post by Old Hag on Mar 13, 2013 19:59:01 GMT -5
Every Petra match is on her racquet. It's no comfort. My perennial question is: WHAT is Petra actually working on? It's the same old shit that she fucks up, all the time. And she has absolutely no instinct for big points any more. Nothing. No improvement in 2 years. And there's a lot she needs to work on.
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Post by Traveling Man on Mar 13, 2013 22:27:11 GMT -5
I'm fine with losing to Kirilenko but really, this is fucking pathetic from Kvitty. 4 conseuctive double faults to lose the set? Really? Also, what is the Sarita-Masha incident that lex speaks of?
From the looks of it Azza is the new St. Kim with the phony injuries and MRIs.
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Post by lexpretend on Mar 14, 2013 3:22:16 GMT -5
Azza is widely hated though, especially since pulling that against the Great USian Hope. It wasn't Sara, the incident was between Ma$ha and Ma¢ha, here last year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3yLZTCBaE
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